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Music
October 18, 2017 Joe Ditzel

5 References You Didn’t Notice in Taylor Swift’s “Look What You Made Me Do”

Taylor Swift is on fire! In the video to her smash “Look What You Made Me Do,” there are several

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Holidays
October 15, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Dave Goes All Out

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Sports
October 15, 2017 Joe Ditzel

An Open Letter to Bicyclists Who Ride at Night With No Lights

Dear Night Rider, Glad to know you are out riding your bike, getting some fresh air and exercise. I know

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Personal Development
October 15, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Only People With At Least 140 IQ Can Answer These 7 Questions

Is your IQ more than 140? We’ll find out soon enough. See if you can answer these seven questions correctly.

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Cars and Traffic
October 14, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Misfire in Cylinder 5

I looked at the scanner error code: Misfire in Cylinder 5. Great. The Beater with a Heater is a V-6,

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Food and Restaurants
October 7, 2017 Joe Ditzel

7 things you don’t want to hear from your waiter

You are at your favorite restaurant. Or a hole-in-the-wall you’ve always wanted to visit. No matter the eating establishment, here

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Personal Development
October 6, 2017 Joe Ditzel

3 Ways to create killer ideas

Maybe you have a creative mind and can generate ideas regularly. But what if your NFL team just finished the

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Cars and Traffic
October 3, 2017 Joe Ditzel

3 Ways to Fix Your Car’s Loose 12-Volt Power Outlet

Ever plug in an accessory to your car’s 12-volt power outlet and it won’t stay put? The vibration of your

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Cars and Traffic
October 1, 2017 Joe Ditzel

7 Adorable Things to Call Your Junker Car

I recently bought a junker car: a 2002 Toyota Sienna with a rear hatch that is permanently closed due to

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Social Media
October 1, 2017 Joe Ditzel

7 Ways to Develop New Business on Social Media

Developing traffic, sales and clients for your business is easier than ever with social media. Use these seven ideas as

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TV
September 30, 2017 Joe Ditzel

3 characters that were written out of your favorite TV show

It’s not easy to break in to show business. Let’s say you finally get a big break, a juicy TV

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Uncategorized
September 30, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Your Estimated Wait Time

(10:00 am) “Thank you for calling Giganto Bank. We value your business. All of our customer service partners are busy

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Movies
September 28, 2017 Joe Ditzel

I Never Change My Expression

Image courtesy Carol Highsmith via LOC

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Personal Development
September 25, 2017 Joe Ditzel

3 Ways To Act More Mature

Be honest. You are an adult, but your maturity level is closer to a 7th grader. Maybe you just don’t

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Work and Careers
September 25, 2017 Joe Ditzel

13 minutes to freedom

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