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Education
August 8, 2017 Joe Ditzel

I have no idea what you are talking about

I waited with a small group outside the Burbank Central library for it to open. One lady said to a

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Cars and Traffic
August 6, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Beat Up and Broken

Riding through LA at night, I stopped at the red light. Out of the shadows, four men came up to

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Work and Careers
August 6, 2017 Joe Ditzel

7 People You Meet as A Food Delivery Driver

You meet many interesting people as a food delivery courier. Here are seven. Ms. Crazy-and-Unreasonable Request This customer asks you

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Aging
August 2, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Gradual Enlargement

Every year, I increase the magnification on my computer screen 10 percent.

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Health
August 2, 2017 Joe Ditzel

“Hey, can I borrow your phone?”

Outside the shower at the gym I heard, “Hey, can I borrow your phone?” The sound of the rushing water

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Money and Finance
July 3, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Sometimes the simplest solution is the best one

Some bank robbers in Guadalajara moved up the walkway to the bank entrance, preparing to make a quick score and

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Sports
July 3, 2017 Joe Ditzel

How Do You Stop This Super Tall Bike?

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Sports
July 3, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Cyclists Should Ride on the Right

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Traffic and Parking
June 29, 2017 Joe Ditzel

3 Crazy People in Parking Lots

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Home and Garden
June 15, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Be right back. Gotta mow the lawn.

Be right back. Gotta mow the lawn. (Image courtesy Ryan McGuire via Gratisography.)  

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Retail and Shopping
June 14, 2017 Joe Ditzel

What the Hell is This BS?

I try to go to the grocery store late at night. But this time, it couldn’t be helped. So there

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Food and Restaurants
June 13, 2017 Joe Ditzel

County Tells Florida Man To Keep BBQ Smoke From Drifting into Neighbor’s Yard

County officials in Florida ordered a man to keep the smell of barbecue from leaving his property. When a neighbor

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Animals
June 2, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Dog in the CVS Pharmacy

The dog stopped to sniff every item on the bottom shelves as we walked along the aisle at CVS Pharmacy.

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TV
May 31, 2017 Joe Ditzel

How did I miss Airplane Repo?

When you don’t watch much TV, you miss shows like “Airplane Repo.” I get reality TV is scripted, but this

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Health
May 30, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Crazy People at the Gym: The Conversationalists

The Conversationalists are usually two women or men who sit around on the equipment like it is a grouping of

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