Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Meg? Is that you, Meg?
In one of my first food deliveries, I went to the wrong address. I transposed the last two numbers in
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I have no idea what you are talking about
I waited with a small group outside the Burbank Central library for it to open. One lady said to a
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Beat Up and Broken
Riding through LA at night, I stopped at the red light. Out of the shadows, four men came up to
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7 People You Meet as A Food Delivery Driver
You meet many interesting people as a food delivery courier. Here are seven. Ms. Crazy-and-Unreasonable Request This customer asks you
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Gradual Enlargement
Every year, I increase the magnification on my computer screen 10 percent.
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“Hey, can I borrow your phone?”
Outside the shower at the gym I heard, “Hey, can I borrow your phone?” The sound of the rushing water
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Sometimes the simplest solution is the best one
Some bank robbers in Guadalajara moved up the walkway to the bank entrance, preparing to make a quick score and
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Be right back. Gotta mow the lawn.
Be right back. Gotta mow the lawn. (Image courtesy Ryan McGuire via Gratisography.)
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What the Hell is This BS?
I try to go to the grocery store late at night. But this time, it couldn’t be helped. So there
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County Tells Florida Man To Keep BBQ Smoke From Drifting into Neighbor’s Yard
County officials in Florida ordered a man to keep the smell of barbecue from leaving his property. When a neighbor
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