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May 28, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Coolest names in 2017 Stanley Cup Finals – Pittsburgh Penguins vs. Nashville Predators

Coolest names in 2017 Stanley Cup Finals – Pittsburgh Penguins vs. Nashville Predators Penguins Olli Maata Evgeni Malkin Predators Pekka

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Animals
May 25, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Sudden Interruption

At the park, the dog was in the middle of his duty when I dropped the leash handle. The button

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Health
May 23, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Crazy People at the Gym: Mr. and Mrs. Super-Fit-Excess-Sweaters

Now that my various hospital stays have subsided — at least for now — I decided to join a gym.

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Music
May 17, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Crazy Train of Fire

What would happen if you mashed together Ozzy Osborne and Earth, Wind and Fire? It may sound like this: This

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Health
May 16, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Crazy People at the Gym: Mr. My-Headphones-Are-Bigger-Than-My-Head

Like many people at the gym, Mr. My-Headphones-Are-Bigger-Than-My-Head is into listening to music while working out. To get the best

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Family
May 15, 2017 Joe Ditzel

3 Fun Facts About Mother’s Day

Mother’s Day started in 1908. That was a crazy year. That year was the first time they dropped a ball

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Animals
May 13, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Running Out of Things to Say at the Dog Park

I’m running out of things to say to dog owners at the dog park. Me: “Look at her, that’s a

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Education
May 8, 2017 Joe Ditzel

7 Legendary Bars at Ohio University

Ohio University has long been known as a party school. True, it has world-renowned teaching in journalism, broadcasting, business, engineering

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Sports
May 7, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Crazy Golfers: Throw-One-Down-Let-Me-Show-You Guy

This dude is similar to Mr. Instructor. Like Mr. Instructor, he hands out unwanted golf tips with the enthusiasm of

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Sports
May 7, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Crazy Golfers: Mr. I-Can’t-Believe-It-Didn’t-Drop!

Mr. I-Can’t-Believe-It-Didn’t-Drop rolls his putt 12 way wide of the hole, but acts like it nearly went in. As the

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Sports
May 7, 2017 Joe Ditzel

2017 US Open at Erin Hills

I have deep family roots in Wisconsin that go back to the invention of cheese there in Green Bay in

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Nightlife
May 6, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Late Night Facial Surgery

Walking the dog on a late night stroll in the Short North, we walked by the bars around 130am. Two

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Health
May 4, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Cougheezecough

Have you ever coughed halfway through a sneeze, which stuffs the sneeze out but makes you choke on the sudden

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Retail and Shopping
May 2, 2017 Joe Ditzel

The $3.44 Golf Hat Without a Tag

Walking through Big Box Mart on my way to check out, I spied a display of golf caps at the

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Social Media
April 27, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Facebook Games: Bands I’ve Seen Live

If you are on Facebook, you have to suffer through a series of wacky memes and list games that come

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