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Clothing and Style
April 24, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Suspenders: When There is No Other Choice

Suspenders. When belts just don’t do the job anymore.     Image courtesy Gratisography

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Health
April 24, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Too Much Coffee Affects Your Eyes

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Sports
April 23, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Good News from Reginald

It’s good news from Reginald. He broke 100 at Bethpage Black!

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Sports
April 23, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Golf Balls in Hash Browns

Sorry, my errant golf shots into the potato fields have somehow ended up in these hash browns.

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Sports
April 21, 2017 Joe Ditzel

4 Fun Facts About the Indiana Pacers

The Indiana Pacers were founded in 1967. That was a crazy year. That year the Smothers Brothers comedy show premiered

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TV
April 21, 2017 Joe Ditzel

With Me Today Are Four Distinguished Guests

Cable TV news programs have way too many guest commentators. And each guest has a title that is wwaaayyy too

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Animals
April 21, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Can’t a Guy Get a Nap In?

“Can’t a guy get a nap in without you coming around and waking him up?”

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Animals
April 21, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Not As Good As This

When I walk the dog, he stops to sniff the urine of the last dog to stop by every light

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Animals
April 21, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Dog Can’t Wait

Neighbor: Don’t let your dog go there. Me: He won’t. Dog: Yes, I will. Me to dog: Couldn’t wait 3

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Sports
April 19, 2017 Joe Ditzel

3 Fun Facts About the Memphis Grizzlies

The Memphis Grizzlies were founded in 1995. That was a crazy year. On January 11, 1995, the 104 day NHL

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SportsTravel and Places
April 17, 2017 Joe Ditzel

3 Fun Facts About the Columbus Blue Jackets

The Blue Jackets were founded in 2000. That was a crazy year. That same year, Lars Ulrich of Metallica started

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SportsTravel and Places
April 16, 2017 Joe Ditzel

3 Things You Should Know about Ohio Stadium

Ohio Stadium, also known as “The Horseshoe,” or more commonly “The Shoe,” and home of the Ohio State University Buckeyes,

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Sports
April 15, 2017 Joe Ditzel

3 Fun Facts About the Boston Bruins

The Boston Bruins started back in 1924. Now, that was a crazy year. That year Jelly Roll Morton recorded the

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Sports
April 14, 2017 Joe Ditzel

3 More Fun Facts About the Winnipeg Jets

Did you know the farm team for the Winnipeg Jets is the Manitoba Moose. The Manitoba Moose is named after

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Sports
April 13, 2017 Joe Ditzel

3 Fun Facts About the Winnipeg Jets

The original Winnipeg Jets were founded in 1971 in the World Hockey Association. The World Hockey Association only played from

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