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Animals
March 23, 2017 Joe Ditzel

He Doesn’t Bite

Walking along the sidewalk, I see a lady tie her big dog to the wrought iron fence while she gets

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Sports
March 23, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Things You Should Know About the Ottawa Senators

The Ottawa Senators were founded in 1992. That was a crazy year. That year Janice Pennington won a lawsuit against

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Sports
March 22, 2017 Joe Ditzel

3 Mistakes the NHL Made in the 1960s

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SportsTravel and Places
March 22, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Crazy Fun Facts About the Pittsburgh Penguins

The Pittsburgh Penguins were founded in 1967 in the NHL’s first expansion. The league went from six to twelve teams.

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Sports
March 21, 2017 Joe Ditzel

3 Fun Facts About the Washington Capitals

The Washington Capitals were founded in 1974. The top single that year? Barbara Streisand’s “The Way We Were.” Here are

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Sports
March 20, 2017 Joe Ditzel

3 Fun Facts About the Chicago Blackhawks

The Chicago Blackhawks were founded in 1926. That was a crazy year. In January of that year. John Logie Baird,

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Sports
March 19, 2017 Joe Ditzel

3 Fun Facts About the Los Angeles Kings

The Los Angeles Kings were founded in 1967 in Southern California. Coincidentally, the University of Southern California was in the

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Family
March 14, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Kids Walk in on BBC Interview

Surely you’ve seen this video of a man being interviewed by the BBC when his kids start coming in to

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Family
March 14, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Pa, Here Come the Gubmnt Down da Road!

Our house when I was a kid. Dad used to make us climb the roof to watch for Feds trying

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Retail and Shopping
March 8, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Liquor Store Still Open

Our neighborhood big-chain grocery store inexplicably closed last month. But the liquor section keeps going strong. #nexttoohiostate #collegestudentprofits

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Education
March 8, 2017 Joe Ditzel

New Ohio School Buses

Ohio has some dicey weather. The winters are nasty — not as severe as say, Canada — but wildly uneven

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Tech and Science
March 7, 2017 Joe Ditzel

How About Some Lead, Sonny!?

A lady in Bellevue, Washington, tries throwing rocks at a drone hovering too close to her house. Let’s just say

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Relationships and Dating
March 7, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Don’t Worry About My Face

This groom probably didn’t expect to get smacked in the face with a drone during his wedding photo session. Unfortunately,

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Weather and Climate
March 7, 2017 Joe Ditzel

You should be fine — it’s not going to rain!

I walked to the store 1 mile away. Cloudy but no rain. Go in store. 5 minutes. Come out, raining.

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Sports
March 7, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Myles Garrett is so good

They say Texas A&M defensive end Myles Garrett is so good, they don’t who to compare him to.

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