Don’t Worry About My Face
This groom probably didn’t expect to get smacked in the face with a drone during his wedding photo session. Unfortunately,
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
You should be fine — it’s not going to rain!
I walked to the store 1 mile away. Cloudy but no rain. Go in store. 5 minutes. Come out, raining.
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Myles Garrett is so good
They say Texas A&M defensive end Myles Garrett is so good, they don’t who to compare him to.
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Rest and Drink Plenty of Fluids
I’m sick. My doctor says to rest and drink plenty of fluids. Sounds good, doc, and I’m sure I could
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We gotta lock on you
I like the scene in the LifeLock commercial where the “lawyers” come in all tough and throw down their leather
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Sweden Wants Your Trash
Sweden is so good at recycling, they are importing trash — 700,000 tons from Europe! So they know what to
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What aisle is shampoo?
Me: “What aisle is shampoo?” CVS Lady: “Aisle 10.” Me: “Great, thanks.” CVS: “Er, Nine.” Me: “Nine, got it.” CVS:
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Hey, is that a Timex there?
Thing I learned today: John Mayer is a watch collector and has been a judge for this high-falutin’ competition called
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