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Health
March 7, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Rest and Drink Plenty of Fluids

I’m sick. My doctor says to rest and drink plenty of fluids. Sounds good, doc, and I’m sure I could

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Health
March 5, 2017 Joe Ditzel

How to Lift Heavy Dumbbells Properly

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TV
March 3, 2017 Joe Ditzel

We gotta lock on you

I like the scene in the LifeLock commercial where the “lawyers” come in all tough and throw down their leather

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Tech and Science
March 2, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Sweden Wants Your Trash

Sweden is so good at recycling, they are importing trash — 700,000 tons from Europe! So they know what to

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Retail and Shopping
March 2, 2017 Joe Ditzel

What aisle is shampoo?

Me: “What aisle is shampoo?” CVS Lady: “Aisle 10.” Me: “Great, thanks.” CVS: “Er, Nine.” Me: “Nine, got it.” CVS:

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Travel and Places
March 1, 2017 Joe Ditzel

3 of the Worst Mistakes You Can Make When Flying

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Fashion and Style
February 28, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Hey, is that a Timex there?

Thing I learned today: John Mayer is a watch collector and has been a judge for this high-falutin’ competition called

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Relationships and Dating
February 28, 2017 Joe Ditzel

3 Things Girls Notice In Guys Right Away

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Health
February 27, 2017 Joe Ditzel

How to Kickstart Your Day When Feeling Depressed

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Sports
February 27, 2017 Joe Ditzel

3 Basic Hockey Rules You Should Know to Enjoy the Game More

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Health
February 26, 2017 Joe Ditzel

How to Fall Asleep Fast

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Food and Restaurants
February 26, 2017 Joe Ditzel

How to Boil Eggs

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TV
February 26, 2017 Joe Ditzel

3 Ways to Keep from Crying to “This is Us”

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Social Media
February 26, 2017 Joe Ditzel

3 Easy Ways to Promote Your YouTube Channel Fast

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Marketing
February 24, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Understanding Demographics vs Psychographics

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