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Fashion and Style
February 22, 2017 Joe Ditzel

What’s the electric bill at American Apparel?

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Travel and Places
February 22, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Wild Fun Facts About Columbus, Ohio

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Education
February 20, 2017 Joe Ditzel

The University Dining Hall Experience

The university dining hall experience.

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Relationships and Dating
February 20, 2017 Joe Ditzel

When the Passion Takes Over

We couldn’t even start lunch before she was ripping off my Wayne Gretzky “500th goal” replica jersey.

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Work and Careers
February 18, 2017 Joe Ditzel

When You Have 12 Projects Due

When you have 12 projects due and it’s 61 degrees outside…in February…in the Midwest.

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Animals
February 16, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Dog Stretches Out Body To Smell Area Outside Reach of Leash

A local dog was seen stretching his body to the breaking point to smell a patch of ground just beyond

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Tech and Science
February 16, 2017 Joe Ditzel

10 Dumb Jokes Alexa Told Me

Alexa is an amazing device. I get news, music, and podcasts instantly. So why do I spend way too much

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Cars and Traffic
February 8, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Eerily Quiet

You can hear every vehicle. Dump trucks: “Grrrrrrrrr.” Motorcycles: “Vroooooom.” Even bicycles: “Ring ring.” You can hear vehicle in LA

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Family
February 8, 2017 Joe Ditzel

It’s February in Ohio!

A promo for a local news weather team says, “Hey we are just like family members.” Listen, i don’t need

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Sports
February 6, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Superbowl LI – Tom Brady is the GOAT

[powerpress] Well, that seals it. Tom Brady is the GOAT. Winning in dramatic fashion once again, Tom Brady and the

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TV
February 4, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Things I Learned from The Sopranos

The Sopranos covers a lot of topics, not all related to mob life. Here are some things I learned from

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Clothing and Style
January 26, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Shoes Are Cursed

Order shoes. Lost in transit or stolen. Get refund, order again. Wrong size shipped. Return shoes and reorder. Wrong size

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Education
January 26, 2017 Joe Ditzel

7 Things I Learned My Freshman Year in College

[powerpress] Freshman year in college is a major transition, leaving the cocoon of high school where nasty rumors and gossip

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Social Media
January 19, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Don’t Do What I Just Told You To Do

I’ve noticed an annoying trend among video makers. Let’s say the title of their video is “Stop Recording Concerts With

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Family
January 19, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Turn Off the Lights!

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