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Education
January 26, 2017 Joe Ditzel

7 Things I Learned My Freshman Year in College

[powerpress] Freshman year in college is a major transition, leaving the cocoon of high school where nasty rumors and gossip

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Social Media
January 19, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Don’t Do What I Just Told You To Do

I’ve noticed an annoying trend among video makers. Let’s say the title of their video is “Stop Recording Concerts With

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Family
January 19, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Turn Off the Lights!

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Tech and Science
January 16, 2017 Joe Ditzel

If You are Lucky, It Won’t Get Stolen

Amazon’ Prime service is terribly convenient. Not only do you get one of the biggest product selections on Earth, they

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Joe Ditzel Q and A
January 15, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Weekly Q and A: What is Your Golf Handicap, Long Underwear, and Dogs Sleeping

Hello, everybody, it’s time for my weekly Q and A. Got questions? Send them to jditzel at joeditzel.com. What is

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Joe Ditzel News
January 14, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Humorist Publishes “Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems in Ohio”

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE (Los Angeles, CA , Jan 11, 2017) – Los Angeles based comedian and humorist Joe Ditzel recently

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Travel and Places
January 13, 2017 Joe Ditzel

5 Crazy People You See on the Bus

After I got fired from my last job, I got rid of my car to cut expenses. I ride the

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Tech and Science
January 13, 2017 Joe Ditzel

Alexa, Rewind 60 Seconds

Me: (Misses last few jokes of comedian due to phone call). “Alexa, rewind 60 seconds.” Alexa: “I can’t rewind on

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Retail and Shopping
December 7, 2016 Joe Ditzel

Racing for the Open Aisle at the Grocery Store

You are walking toward an open checkout lane when you spy another person coming the other way with items in

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Sports
December 4, 2016 Joe Ditzel

Crazy Golfers: Mr. Delusional-Handicap

Mr. Delusional-Handicap insists he is a single digit handicap. Every chance he gets at work, home and with friends, he

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Holidays
December 3, 2016 Joe Ditzel

I Don’t Sing

My doctor and I were talking about Christmas and caroling. Me: Yeah, someone asked me to go caroling with them.

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Tech and Science
November 21, 2016 Joe Ditzel

This Planet Ain’t Gettin’ No Love

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Sports
October 27, 2016 Joe Ditzel

Crazy Golfers: I-Invented-This-Drill-Golf-Pro-Guy

This crazy golfer is the pro who says, “Let me show you this drill I invented that my students find

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Sports
October 26, 2016 Joe Ditzel

New Bike Lock Makes Thieves Vomit and Stink

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Sports
October 24, 2016 Joe Ditzel

3 More Fun Facts About the Cleveland Indians

[powerpress] The Indians ball club first played in 1894 in Grand Rapids, Michigan as the Grand Rapids Rustlers. They moved

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