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Food and Restaurants
June 11, 2016 Joe Ditzel

7 Kitchen Tools and Utensils You’ll Never Need

Admit it. You have one or two drawers in the kitchen full of kitchen tools you never use. Here are

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Traffic and Parking
June 11, 2016 Joe Ditzel

Top 7 Easiest Cities To Get Out of A Speeding Ticket

You have things to do. You are in a hurry. Go, go, go. Oops, here comes la policia. Looks like

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Sports
June 10, 2016 Joe Ditzel

Crazy People: Miss Officious

I pulled my bike over to a safe spot off the road near OSU yesterday. Checking my phone under a

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Travel and Places
June 9, 2016 Joe Ditzel

7 Things To Do in Wyoming This Summer

Hay Bail University Take summer school classes at Hay Bail University outside Cheyenne. Choose interesting topics like “How to Hook

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Personal Development
June 5, 2016 Joe Ditzel

Motivational Quotes

Here are some of the motivational quotes that have kept my spirits up and encouraged me over the years.  

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Animals
June 1, 2016 Joe Ditzel

Mr. Dog-Park-Lazy-Leash

Mr. Dog-Park-Lazy-Leash is a crazy guy at the dog park who lets his dog run free, but doesn’t take the

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Sports
May 31, 2016 Joe Ditzel

Warriors Keep Winning

  Clearly the Oklahoma City Thunder have the Warriors number and will win this 2016 Western Semifinal series…What’s that, the

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Comedy
May 30, 2016 Joe Ditzel

Comedy Tip: Do As I Say

I was listening to a comedy podcast. A comedian told several stories with looooooooonnnggg setups. Later, the host asked if

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TV
May 30, 2016 Joe Ditzel

Surprise! I’m the Undercover Boss

  Could the Undercover Boss participants be less surprised anymore? Boss: “Surprise! I’m the boss!” Employee: “Yes, we knew when

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Animals
May 29, 2016 Joe Ditzel

Dog Park Breed Snobs

  A lady at the dog park told me her dog was half English Ibixian Hunting Hound, half Portuguese Water

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Health
May 29, 2016 Joe Ditzel

Run Walk Run

  I run for one hour every day, going as fast as I can for the first minute. Then I

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Animals
May 28, 2016 Joe Ditzel

Lie Down on The Ground and Start Screaming

A tarantuala hawk wasp hunts tarantulas. In a gruesome video posted online by Bill Supulski, he captures a tarantula hawk

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Tech and Science
May 26, 2016 Joe Ditzel

US Ballistic Missiles Still Run on Floppy Disks

A report came out today that US ballistic missiles are still programmed on 1970s-era 8-inch floppy disks.

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Health
May 23, 2016 Joe Ditzel

How To Catch A Liar

TJ is a former hostage negotiator for various branches of the US government. He gave me five tips you can

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Sports
May 21, 2016 Joe Ditzel

Cleveland Cavs Stopped At Canadian Border – NBA Playoffs 2016

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