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Tech and Science
May 26, 2016 Joe Ditzel

US Ballistic Missiles Still Run on Floppy Disks

A report came out today that US ballistic missiles are still programmed on 1970s-era 8-inch floppy disks.

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Health
May 23, 2016 Joe Ditzel

How To Catch A Liar

TJ is a former hostage negotiator for various branches of the US government. He gave me five tips you can

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Sports
May 21, 2016 Joe Ditzel

Cleveland Cavs Stopped At Canadian Border – NBA Playoffs 2016

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Politics and Government
May 11, 2016 Joe Ditzel

I’m Just A Bill

Back in the day, I learned how Congressional bills work from Schoolhouse Rock. The only difference between this animation and

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Travel and Places
May 9, 2016 Joe Ditzel

Former Cruise Ship Workers Spill The Beans on What Goes on Behind the Scenes

Ever wonder what the truth is behind the smiles and endless buffet aboard a cruise ship? Former cruise employees get

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Sports
May 9, 2016 Joe Ditzel

3 Amazing Fun Facts About The Golden State Warriors

The Golden State Warriors were founded in 1946 as the Phildephia Warriors. 1946 was a crazy year. That year “The Lost Weekend” won the Academy Award. “The movie was remade in 2009 as ‘The Hangover,'” a film historian explained.

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Food and Restaurants
May 7, 2016 Joe Ditzel

Internet Goes Crazy Over New Way to Slice Pineapples

The internet teaches us lots of stuff we never knew about before. A new way of slicing pineapples is making

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Sports
May 6, 2016 Joe Ditzel

3 Wild Fun Facts About the Boston Celtics

The Celtics were founded in 1946. That year Pope Pius XII published the Quemadmodum. Whatever. Basically, it’s a Catholic document that limits you how long you can kneel in a hot church in July.

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Music
May 5, 2016 Joe Ditzel

Janet Jackson Pregnant at 50

Janet Jackson announced she is pregnant at 50-years-old.

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Politics and Government
May 5, 2016 Joe Ditzel

John Kasich Announces Withdrawal From Presidential Race

I was beginning to think John Kasich was going to keep campaigning through Christmas.

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Work and Careers
May 5, 2016 Joe Ditzel

Man Sues His Employer Due To Boredom

A man in France sued his company because his job is extremely boring. I caught up with him outside the

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Sports
May 5, 2016 Joe Ditzel

3 Crazy Fun Facts About the Los Angeles Lakers

The Lakers were founded in 1947. That was an interesting year. The defribillator was invented that same year, a device that has come in handy for Lakers fans having heart attacks when they realize what they are paying for an average ticket.

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Politics and Government
May 5, 2016 Joe Ditzel

When My Competitors Dropped Out

Since my competitors have dropped out, I am the presumptive cool old guy nominee.

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Animals
May 4, 2016 Joe Ditzel

Mom, An Alligator Wants To Talk To You!

Is this alligator selling door-to-door?

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Travel and Places
May 3, 2016 Joe Ditzel

The Crazy Story of the World’s Most Dangerous Theme Park

http://dai.ly/x42z40z Action Park was totally fun. And seriously dangerous.

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