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Business
April 30, 2016 Joe Ditzel

3 Business Ideas You Can Start Today

Here are 3 business ideas you can start today. 1. Mobile Hugs – Uber-like company with drivers who come to

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Tech and Science
April 28, 2016 Joe Ditzel

Elon Musk Announces Mission To Mars

Elon Musk announces mission to Mars.

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Travel and Places
April 28, 2016 Joe Ditzel

Always Be Ready With Plan B

The pessimist starts out for an afternoon spin.

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Health
April 27, 2016 Joe Ditzel

Forget Dad Bod

Forget Dad Bod.

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Sports
April 27, 2016 Joe Ditzel

Waiting for My Tesla

Still using caddies?

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Music
April 27, 2016 Joe Ditzel

Beyonce Says Iggy Who?

Iggy Azalea thinks Beyonce is throwing her shade in her new album “Lemonade.”

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Travel and Places
April 23, 2016 Joe Ditzel

$40 Bike

Lost my job the car too
What am i going to do
I survive that’s my thing
Able to live on a shoestring

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Aging
April 18, 2016 Joe Ditzel

I Can’t Find My Keys

Set down my keys down the other day Went out to the car to get away Couldn’t unlock the car

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Animals
April 13, 2016 Joe Ditzel

Inky Slinks Back to The Drink

An octopus in New Zealand named Inky somehow got out of his tank, made his way across the floor and

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Society and Culture
April 13, 2016 Joe Ditzel

The Edible Wedding Dress

Cake sculptor Sylvia Elba from Britain has created a wedding dress that is in fact a cake weighing 150 pounds.

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Social Media
April 13, 2016 Joe Ditzel

Lost in a Facebook Post Reply Chain

Facebook post reply chain.

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Health
April 9, 2016 Joe Ditzel

Fitbit Data Saves Man’s Life

According to Slate Magazine online, doctors recently used a man’s Fitbit to figure out how to treat him. The 42-year-old

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Social Media
April 9, 2016 Joe Ditzel

TV News Teams Dominate Facebook Live Videocasts

Facebook Live, the video service that allows anyone to broadcast live video to their followers, was introduced this week on

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Animals
April 9, 2016 Joe Ditzel

Dog Park Rumble

My dog is laid back, no care in the world Likes to lie down, all peaceful and curled Saturday I

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Sports
April 6, 2016 Joe Ditzel

Up $440K in 2016 March Madness Bets

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