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December 23, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Miss Universe 2015 – Time to Move On

Miss Universe 2015 – Time to Move On

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Entertainment
December 19, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Top 5 Songs From “Star Wars – The Force Awakens”

“Star Wars – The Force Awakens” is breaking box office records this holiday season, and some industry experts believe it is poised to become the biggest grossing movie of all time.

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Food and Restaurants
December 15, 2015 Joe Ditzel

7 Worst Things About Being a Starbucks Barista

It seems like everyone likes Starbucks. But behind the counter it is a different story. I talked to Raphael, a

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Food and Restaurants
December 12, 2015 Joe Ditzel

5 Things You Should Never Say To A Vegan

Vegans are nice people. Just don’t say thoughtless things to them, you jerk.

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Health
December 10, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Looks Completely Natural, Bro

Hey, your muscles look great. Completely natural. Nothing artificial here.

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Relationships and Dating
December 10, 2015 Joe Ditzel

5 Things You Should Never Do After Sex

Sex is an intimate act between you and your lover. Don’t ruin it with any of these after-party antics.

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Social Media
December 9, 2015 Joe Ditzel

7 Ways to Stand Out On Social Media as an Entrepreneur

Having a presence on social media is important for every entrepreneur. Here are seven ways you can use the different

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Politics and Government
December 8, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Trump Has Another Protester Beat Up

Donald Trump had another protester beat up today in a rally this week outside Harlingen, TX. Donald Heyhothatsmyarm was beat

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Jokes
December 4, 2015 Joe Ditzel

How Many Lawyers Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: How many can you afford?

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Sports
November 23, 2015 Joe Ditzel

They Started Hitting Me Everywhere While I Stood There

[powerpress] “Today we get used to contact,” the instructor said to my beginning Tai Kwon Do class. Used to contact?

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Tech and Science
November 17, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Guy Records Vacation on GoPro with the Camera Backwards

An Irish guy gave his father a GoPro to record his parent’s trip to Las Vegas. Unfortunately, dear old dad

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Sports
November 15, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Holly Holm Takes Down Ronda Rousey

Holly Holm Takes Down Ronda Rousey

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Sports
November 8, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Wild Fun Facts About University of Mississippi Football

The University of Mississippi, also known as Ole Miss, began their football program in 1893. That year was also the first time open heart surgery was performed without anesthesia.

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Sports
November 7, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Outrageous Fun Facts About Mississippi State Bulldog Football

Mississippi State’s football history started in 1895. That was an amazing year. That was the year of the very first commercial movie screening in history.

“It was a Star Wars Prequel called: Yoda – the Teenage Years.”

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Sports
November 6, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Amazing Fun Facts About University of Missouri Football

The Missouri Tigers football program started all the way back in 1890. Wow. 1890 was a crazy year. That year John Owen was the first person to break the 10 second barrier for the 100 yard dash.

“10 seconds? What, in those days did they run with dead fish tied to their legs?”

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