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November 5, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Local Man Spends Lunch Hour Every Day Visiting Site of Junior High Romance

A local man leaves his supervisor job at a local food factory every day at noon to eat lunch overlooking the site of a long lost junior high romance.

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Travel and Places
November 5, 2015 Joe Ditzel

I Am The Sphinx

I am the Sphinx. At least, that’s what I hope my Instagram followers think because I’m still in New Jersey.

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Animals
November 4, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Family Dog Emerges From Pile of Leaves Three Years Later

Pudgie, a local pitbull/chihuahua mix breed family dog went berserk three years ago. As his family raked leaves during a

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Sports
November 2, 2015 Joe Ditzel

3 Crazy Fun Facts About Vanderbilt University Football

Vanderbilt University first played intercollegiate football in 1890. 1890 was an interesting year. That was the same year a guy named WB Purvis patented the fountain pen.

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Sports
October 31, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Some Very Bad Things Can Happen if You Insist on Continuing to Play Golf

People are telling you to stop playing golf. Or, for the love of all that is good and holy, just cut back a little. But you won’t.

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Sports
October 31, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Outrageous Fun Facts About University of Cincinnati Football

[powerpress] The University of Cincinnati started playing football in 1885, making it one of the earliest programs in the country.

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Sports
October 29, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Amazing Fun Facts About University of Michigan Football

The Michigan Wolverines began playing football on May 30, 1879, when they took on Racine College in Chicago, an Episcopal college prep school. 1879 was an interesting year. It was that year that first artificial ice rink was built in North America — Madison Square Garden.

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Sports
October 28, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Silly Fun Facts About University of Illinois Football

The Illinois Fighting Illini began playing football in 1890. That was an eventful year. It was also the same year EA McIlhenny shot a record 19 foot- 2 inch alligator in Louisiana.

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Sports
October 27, 2015 Joe Ditzel

3 Amazing Fun Facts About Northwestern University Football

Northwestern football can trace its beginning all the way back to February 22, 1876. It was an exhibition game between Northwestern and the Chicago Football Club.

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Sports
October 26, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Astounding Fun Facts About University of Iowa Football

[powerpress] Iowa started playing intercollegiate football in 1889, although club teams had been playing at the school since 1872. It

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Sports
October 25, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Crazy Fun Facts About University of Minnesota Football

The University of Minnesota started their football program in 1882, one of the first programs of the era. To give you some reference, Ohio State started playing in 1890 and Iowa stated in 1889. 1882 was also the year Polygamy was made a felony by the US Congress.

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Education
October 25, 2015 Joe Ditzel

The Most Beautiful Campuses in America

Some college campuses are incredibly beautiful. Stately buildings, lush lawns, big trees and charm everywhere.

I’ve heard of students who admitted to attending a university just based on the beauty of the campus alone. It was “love at first sight.”

I believe it. Here are some of the most beautiful campuses in America.

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Sports
October 24, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Astonishing Fun Facts About Purdue University Football

[powerpress] Purdue began playing intercollegiate football in 1887. In the first game, they lost to Butler College 48-6. Butler College,

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Sports
October 23, 2015 Joe Ditzel

3 Crazy Fun Facts About Maryland Terrapins Football

The Maryland Terrapins began playing football in 1892. In those days, they were known as Maryland Agricultural College, which made cheers difficult.

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Sports
October 22, 2015 Joe Ditzel

3 Amazing Fun Facts About Rutgers University Football

Rutgers University is one of the oldest colleges in the country. It began as Queens College in 1766, 10 years before there was even an official United States, which made it tough to get in bars.

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