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Relationships and Dating
September 23, 2015 Joe Ditzel

7 Signs Your Relationship is on Life Support

There are some very clear signs your significant other and you are heading for the rocks. Take heed. Addicted to

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Clothing and Style
September 23, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Overheard at the Hipster Barber – Over the Airwaves

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Relationships and Dating
September 22, 2015 Joe Ditzel

7 Fights Couples Have Every September

Every September couples have these same fights. Come on, kids, let’s turn down the fighting and learn to get along.

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Food and Restaurants
September 22, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Rise and Shine – Flag Crop

  Rise and shine. And while you are at it, Ted, go ahead and create a flag with the crops.

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Personal Development
September 22, 2015 Joe Ditzel

4 Negative Attitudes of Super Successful People

They say you should think positive, and they are probably right, but sometimes people are wildly successful while maintaining a

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Personal Development
September 21, 2015 Joe Ditzel

How To Tell If Nobody Likes You

What’s the matter? You don’t think anybody likes you? You may be right. Here are some clear signs.   People

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Money and Finance
September 21, 2015 Joe Ditzel

How To Go From Poor To Rich

Being poor sucks. Here are several ways to get rich quick.   Become a Russian Business Owner You can become

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Relationships and Dating
September 21, 2015 Joe Ditzel

7 Things To Avoid Before Sex

Sex can be good and it can be bad. Meaning I can be bad sometimes. OK, most of the time.

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Education
September 20, 2015 Joe Ditzel

21 Most Beautiful College Campuses in America

Sorry if you didn’t go to these schools and your campus looks like a city dump transitioning to a US

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Entertainment
September 20, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Emmy Awards 2015: Coolest Fashions on the Red Carpet

All the popular kids will be at the 2015 Emmy Awards tonight at the Microsoft Theater in Los Angeles. Our

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Life
September 20, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Rise and Shine Sunday – Electric Peak Yellowstone

Rise and shine – Sunday morning.

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Travel and Places
September 19, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Where the Heck Did You Lose Your Watch?

What do you mean, you lost your watch? Come on, now! Think!   Did you lose it around here?  

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Festivals
September 19, 2015 Joe Ditzel

No Need to Do This At Oktoberfest

Oktoberfest begins today. No need to push.

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Work and Careers
September 18, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Hang in There – The Weekend is Coming

The weekend is coming.

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Work and Careers
September 17, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Almost the Weekend

It’s almost the weekend, son.

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