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September 19, 2015 Joe Ditzel

No Need to Do This At Oktoberfest

Oktoberfest begins today. No need to push.

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Work and Careers
September 18, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Hang in There – The Weekend is Coming

The weekend is coming.

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Work and Careers
September 17, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Almost the Weekend

It’s almost the weekend, son.

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Travel and Places
September 17, 2015 Joe Ditzel

7 Great Adventure Tours In New Mexico

  How Many More Miles Before We Stop Tours/ Rio Rancho, NM   Mud in My Shorts Tours/ Mud Flats,

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Travel and Places
September 17, 2015 Joe Ditzel

7 Colorado Adventure Tours That Will Blow Your Mind

Colorado is one of the most stunning places on earth, chock full of majestic mountains, clear streams and bountiful wildlife.

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Work and Careers
September 16, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Hump Daaaayy!

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Travel and Places
September 16, 2015 Joe Ditzel

7 Los Angeles Secret Spots Only Angelenos Know About

Los Angeles has plenty of famous landmarks and tourist destinations. But only locals know about these secret spots that give

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Work and Careers
September 16, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Rise and Shine, Kid

The day has started, lunkhead. Up and at ’em.

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Travel and Places
September 16, 2015 Joe Ditzel

5 Surprising Facts You Didn’t Know About Los Angeles

1. Hollywood is named after Holly Wood, a starlet from the 1920s who is best known for her starring role

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Work and Careers
September 14, 2015 Joe Ditzel

7 Things to Stop Doing at Work if You Want to Succeed

[powerpress] If you want to succeed at work, avoid saying these things in your sales meetings. 1. Saying, “Boooorrrrinnnggg!” in

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Food and Restaurants
September 14, 2015 Joe Ditzel

7 Annoying Things Newbies Do at Starbucks

1. Keep repeating, “Is this Coffee Bean? I like Coffee Bean.” 2. Tell you how much better their neighborhood coffee

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Life
September 11, 2015 Joe Ditzel

9/11 – We’ll Never Forget

9/11. We’ll never forget.

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Work and Careers
September 11, 2015 Joe Ditzel

It’s Friday – Welcome to Happy Land

It’s the best part of the week, yo!

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Work and Careers
September 10, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Almost Friday – Don’t Bail!

It’s almost Friday, friend. Stay the course.

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Food and Restaurants
September 9, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Austin Food Trucks Engaged in Epic Street Battle

Austin food truck king Aftab Fichtenberg leaned back in his chair and took a deep breath. He had just hung

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