Summer is Officially Over
Summer is over, pal. Time to put away your dinghy.
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Cleveland Browns Secret Meeting Busted
“It’s the Brown’s deciding on a starting quarterback. One guy is saying they should call Joe Montana.”
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7 Things To Do During A Slow Day At Work
Got a slow day at work? Here are seven ways to get through the day: Stand outside your boss’ office,
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Houston Has Moved On From Your Relationship
I get it. You had a relationship with the old Houston. You didn’t want it to change. But Houston has
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Things You Should Do Tonight To Start Tomorrow With A Bang
Start tomorrow with energy and zest by doing these things tonight! Trim your nose hair with a hot curling iron.
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Impossibly Annoying for 1200 Miles
“Well, sure, I think people should ride the trains more. There’s nothing better than riding a train. Yes, you could
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Please Wait! Help is On the Way!
There is a sign at each self-checkout machine at my local grocery store. It says “Scan Your Membership Discount Card
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Come, On, It Will Be Fun!
Miriam Helgestadisilav buckled under the pressure from her cousin Elly who cajoled her into grabbing a raft and heading out
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They Were Called Newspapers, Son, And They Were Heavy
Son: “Dad, what is that pile?” Father: “Son, those are newspapers. Every major city had one, and some even had
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Do You Know How To Get to Nashville From Here?
“Excuse me, do you know how to get to Nashville from here?” “Sure, sure. Just go down this road to
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Seattle Has Changed and There is Nothing You Can About It
Listen, friend, Seattle has changed and there is nothing you can do about it. Sure, sure, you want the Seattle
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Things You Can’t Do in Boston Anymore
You used to be able to do this stuff. But now you can’t. So don’t try it. You have to
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Guy Has Bachelor Party Alone When Friend’s Flights Get Cancelled
Jors Grodirlssonas was bummed that none of his friends were able to attend his bachelor party. “All their flights got
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