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Music
September 6, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Wait. What the Heck Happened at the 2015 VMAs?

“I’ll tell you what happened at the damn VMAs. The death of good music and entertainment, that’s what.”

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Sports
September 6, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Local Man Sets Aside Critical Thinking so Bebo Doesn’t Call Him a Wuss

“Sure, it’s dangerous!” Bebo said to Red. “That’s why its fun!” They gazed at Downtrodden Rocks, the imposing shoreline that

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Clothing and Style
September 6, 2015 Joe Ditzel

The 7 Suits Every Man Needs

Every man needs these suits to be well-dressed and looking sharp. If you are missing one of these classics, snap

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Personal Development
September 5, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Are You Serious?

Are you serious? I’m not kidding. You can NOT be serious about this! So I ask again. Are you serious?

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Cars and Traffic
September 5, 2015 Joe Ditzel

LA Man Rides Donkey To Beat Clogged Freeways

A Los Angeles man is beating the horrendous traffic by going old school. He rides a donkey between stopped rows

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Travel and Places
September 5, 2015 Joe Ditzel

7 Things You Can’t Do In Columbus Anymore

Man, time flies. Years ago you could do these things. But they are gone now. Let’s take a look at

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Personal Development
September 5, 2015 Joe Ditzel

7 Things Successful People Do Every Morning

Compare these 7 things successful people do every morning with what you do. See any difference? Okay, then. Start tomorrow

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Home and Garden
September 5, 2015 Joe Ditzel

7 Ways To Organize Your Workbench and Tools

As a guy, you accumulate a lot of tools. Problem is your workbench becomes a mess real fast. Here are

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Media
September 5, 2015 Joe Ditzel

7 Amazing Facts About Gilligan’s Island

When Gilligan’s Island ruled the airwaves, few people knew these amazing facts about the show. The Minnow was a smuggling

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Retirement
September 5, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Ticket Taker at Tacky Tourist Traps and 7 Other Low Stress Jobs For Retirees

Are you a retiree who longs to still have a fulfilling job that can help make ends meet and keep

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Entertainment
September 5, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Netflix is Retiring These Movies Soon

Act fast. Netflix is kicking these classic films off the service. Don’t cry later: “Nobody told me!”   Red Rose,

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Celebrities
September 5, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Kate Middeton Pregnant With Third Child?

Royal Doctor: “I’m happy to report it is true — Kate Middleton is expecting a third child. I was a

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Tech and Science
September 5, 2015 Joe Ditzel

You Know What I Really Want Right Now? Some Blueberry Waffles and Hash Browns

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Tech and Science
September 5, 2015 Joe Ditzel

What the Hell? I Just Cleaned This Window!

Dang kids! I just cleaned this window!

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Tech and Science
September 5, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Sometimes No Matter What You Do, Things Come Out Upside Down

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