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Tech and Science
September 5, 2015 Joe Ditzel

You Know What I Really Want Right Now? Some Blueberry Waffles and Hash Browns

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Tech and Science
September 5, 2015 Joe Ditzel

What the Hell? I Just Cleaned This Window!

Dang kids! I just cleaned this window!

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Tech and Science
September 5, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Sometimes No Matter What You Do, Things Come Out Upside Down

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Work and Careers
September 4, 2015 Joe Ditzel

It’s Friday, Bro

It’s Friday, bro. Nobody works around here on Friday.

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Personal Development
September 4, 2015 Joe Ditzel

7 Characteristics of the Super Successful

Everybody wants to be a success but nobody tells them how to do it. Worry no more, friend, here are

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Tech and Science
September 4, 2015 Joe Ditzel

7 Hottest Silicon Valley Startups

There are a lot of crazy ideas in the Valley. But you never know. Who knew Twitter would be a

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Food and Restaurants
September 4, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Chipotle Announces Delivery Service to College Campuses

Praise the heavens and let’s a hear a big “Huzzah!” Chipotle is now delivering to college campuses. You don’t even

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Travel and Places
September 3, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Travelling in Ohio this Weekend? Here’s How to Get There

Here’s some Ohio maps to help you get to where you are going this weekend.          

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Sports
September 3, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Rembrandt Laughs If You Don’t Think The Buckeyes Will Repeat as National Champions

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Comedy
September 3, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Comedian Tries To Set Record Number of Stand-Up Sets in One Night in NYC

In 2003, comedian Steve Byrne tried to break the record of most stand-up sets in New York City in one

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Food and Restaurants
September 2, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Man Saves Kids From Fire — Goes Back In to Save Perfect Rack of Ribs

Robert Wright of Fresno, CA had his priorities straight. After a fire broke out in his apartment, he got his

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Crime and Legal
September 2, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Street Robber Tries To Steal Cell Phone From MMA Fighter; Begs For Life

This guy made a mistake when he tried to steal a phone from MMA fighter Monique Bastos on the streets

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Music
September 2, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Even Kim Has No Idea What Kanye Was On About at the Video Music Awards 2015

Beatrice: Honey, even Kim was wondering what Kanye was on about at that show. Naines: I wonder if he makes

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Work and Careers
September 2, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Lifestyle Corporations Offer New Way to Work

The fight for good talent in today’s world is unprecedented. Corporations are trying new ideas to retain workers. “Lifestyle companies”

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Sports
September 2, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Youth Football League Accuses 8-Year-Old Quarterback of Deflating Footballs

Johnson City Youth Football accused Tony “Dead Eye ” Modinoresksi of deflating footballs in a recent game. Modinoresksi is considered the

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