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Health
September 2, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Trauma Unit Still Handling Cases From 2015 Video Music Awards

Head Nurse: Ladies, today we will be handling 40 to 60 cases of people still traumatized by Miley’s hosting at

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Sports
September 2, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Feherty Out as Commentator For CBS After 19 Years

Father: David Feherty is out at CBS. Kid: He’s been checked out since my first birthday, Daddy.  

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Economy
September 2, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Canada Officially in Recession

Missy: I heard Canada is officially in recession due to the downturn in the oil business. Donnelly: Either that or

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Tech and Science
September 2, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Blood Red Moon Means the End of the World is at Hand

Bradley: They say the blood red moon means the end of the world is coming. Emma: Then let’s rack up

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Travel and Places
September 1, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Austin Has Changed And You Can’t Deal With It

I know, you love Austin. We all love Austin. Everyone that has ever been to Austin loves the place. But

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Music
September 1, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Did Taylor Swift Have Some Gas Problems at the 2015 Video Music Awards?

Fans react to the suggestion by media outlets that Taylor Swift had some audible gas problems on the 2015 Video

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Music
September 1, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Fans React To Kanye’s Speech at the 2015 Video Music Awards

What the heck was he going on about? -Hector   What the heck was he going on about? -Maurice  

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Music
September 1, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Hottest Fashions From The 2015 Video Music Awards

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Music
September 1, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Miley Hosts 2015 Video Music Awards

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Humor
September 1, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Garrison Keillor Shows No Sign Of Easing Up After Retiring Lake Wobegon

He’s putting the radio show out to pasture, but has a ton of projects on deck.

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Relationships and Dating
August 31, 2015 Joe Ditzel

How to Get Naked With Someone New

  She’s perfect for you. But will you drop the ball when you get naked? Here’s what to do. Listen

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Work and Careers
August 31, 2015 Joe Ditzel

5 Signs Your Boss Hates You

  Everybody talks about hating their boss. It makes sense because most of them are incompetent. It goes both ways,

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Politics and Government
August 31, 2015 Joe Ditzel

6 Jiu-Jitsu Techniques Used by 2016 Presidential Candidates

Many US Presidential candidates are using classic Jiu-Jitsu techniques as the election draws near. Jeb Bush Low-Energy Hold Donald Trump

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Education
August 31, 2015 Joe Ditzel

5 Lies Bowling Green State University Students Tell Themselves

1. I’ve never sang “Ay Ziggy Zoomba” in the house alone. 2. The Metamorphosis Rock doesn’t scare the heck out

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August 31, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems With Burning Man – Book

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