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Travel and Places
August 31, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Worldwide Fire: 7 Burning Man-Inspired Festivals Around The World

Burning Man has inspired spinoffs around the globe.   Eagle Island Burn, Canada   Burning Market, Egypt   Burning Valley,

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Travel and Places
August 31, 2015 Joe Ditzel

10 Crazy Art Installations at 2015 Burning Man

Burning Man has some different art installations every year. Here are some of the craziest from 2015. Wheel of Patience

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Personal Development
August 31, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Spiritual Leader Streamcasts Live From Burning Man 2015

Recently, a well-known speaker and spiritual leader closely associated with the Transcendental Meditation movement in California was streamcasting live from

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Home and Garden
August 30, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Area Woman Tries to Find the Right Speed on a 3-Speed Fan

An area woman struggled recently to find the right speed on a 3-speed box fan she keeps in the TV

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Animals
August 30, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Neighbor Dog Gets Tangled in Line

One of the neighbor dogs, Old Poopie, was walking around his yard attached to a line anchored in the ground

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Home and Garden
August 29, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Area Man Discovers Concrete Bunker in Back Yard

Vuve Klistoff found a concrete bunker with a tunnel entrance buried in his backyard. “WHAT the heck is that thing?”

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Education
August 27, 2015 Joe Ditzel

5 Lies Miami University Students Tell Themselves

1. Loafers without socks is comfortable. 2. It’s lots more fun here than OU. 3. I see this many Republicans

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Health
August 25, 2015 Joe Ditzel

5 Ways To Keep Your Streak of Slothfulness Alive

Are you a lowdown, good-for-nothing bum who can’t get up the energy to improve his life? Good for you. You

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Home and Garden
August 25, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Man Finds Human Head In Vegetable Crisper

A man found a human head in his vegetable crisper yesterday. I called to find out how this happened. “How

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Food and Restaurants
August 25, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Starbucks Teams With Skrillex in New EDM-Themed Coffee Chain

Starbucks announced today they are teaming with Skrillex, one of the leading personalities in the booming Electronic Dance Music scene,

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Food and Restaurants
August 25, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Is This Asking Too Much From Your Caffeine Supplier?

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Work and Careers
August 24, 2015 Joe Ditzel

5 Ways to Get Your Crazy Self Fired

I’ve been shown the door and told not to come back before — I know what it takes to get

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Food and Restaurants
August 23, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Salad is Killing You

  Salad is so, so, sooooooooo overrated as a healthy meal. Salad walks around all day talking a good game:

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Social Media
August 23, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Periscoper Eats Breakfast and Burps During Livestream

  Social media maven Aldo Markusy fired up the Periscope app on his smartphone and began talking to his followers.

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Tech and Science
August 23, 2015 Joe Ditzel

YouTube Tutorial Video Gal Can’t Get to the Point

“Hey, guys, I’m back with another video where I teach you a new technique on that software we all use.

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