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Food and Restaurants
March 31, 2015 Joe Ditzel

What do you mean you don’t eat pizza?

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Food and Restaurants
March 31, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Hey, honey, want to get a pizza?

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Relationships and Dating
March 31, 2015 Joe Ditzel

7 Ways Dating Is Different In Ohio Than Anywhere Else

Dating is a challenge no matter where you live. Dating in Ohio is especially awkward and annoying. 1. At least

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Travel and Places
March 24, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Arch City Tavern

Hey, don’t go back and forth Just meet us in the Short North At a cozy beer drinking cavern Locals

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Crime and Legal
March 24, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Middletown Ohio Initiates Laser Program To Stop Traffic Light Scofflaws

[powerpress]   Middletown, Ohio recently deactivated their red light traffic cameras at intersections around the city in order to bring

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Kids
March 24, 2015 Joe Ditzel

No poop for this diva-in-training

This little girl is VERY upset that someone told her a bad word. She is NOT talking to you.

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ComedyMovies
March 23, 2015 Joe Ditzel

The Commandments of Directing Comedy

What’s that? You want to direct a big comedy blockbuster? Adhere to  these commandments.

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Travel and Places
March 23, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Discrimination in the Short North

[powerpress] The Short North neighborhood in Columbus, Ohio is politically incorrect and insensitive. Why are they limiting this area to

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Music
March 22, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Jack White and Robert Plant Rip “The Lemon Song” In Argentina

Jack White and Robert Plant teamed up on “The Lemon Song” at Lollapalooza Argentina.

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Weather and Climate
March 22, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Mans Wears Dog On Head Like Russian Hat

Due to severe weather in February of this year, a man was seen walking around town with his small dog

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Tech and Science
March 20, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Blame this guy

Blame this guy for those annoying CAPTCHA boxes. He invented the idea.

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Music
March 20, 2015 Joe Ditzel

The Most Successful American Idol Contestant Of All Time

[powerpress] According to Forbes, these are the most successful American Idol alumni in terms of units sold: 1. Carrie Underwood

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Music
March 20, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Little girl on Cosby show becomes one of the biggest names in music

This little girl in a black shirt and grey pants did pretty well in show business after this scene on

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Music
March 15, 2015 Joe Ditzel

This portable, wireless electric guitar will change the face of music

The Jamstik will change the way music is made.

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Sports
March 15, 2015 Joe Ditzel

This guy keeps swiping at the golf ball while his buddy falls out laughing

Hey, he is trying. But he just can’t seem to hit the ball. The good thing — it is making

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