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March 14, 2015 Joe Ditzel

RIP – Gene Gene the dancing machine

Sad news- Gene, Gene the Dancing Machine passed away at 82 earlier this week. What? You are too young to

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Animals
March 14, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Amazing eagle-cam shows Imperial Eagle soaring above Dubai

To raise awareness about the endangered Imperial Eagle, the Freedom Conservation group sent one soaring above Dubai with an eagle-cam.

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Travel and Places
March 13, 2015 Joe Ditzel

10 Things You Should Know To Get The Most Out of Your Visit To Cincinnati

1. Local residents are called Cinseers. This is due to the city being settled by psychics and gypsies in 1788.

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Investing
March 13, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Top 50 Investing Blogs

Here you go: 50 investing blogs that will keep you reading from now to the next depression.

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TV
March 12, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Producer Fired From “The View” After Heated Words With Rosie

  News reports today say a longtime “The View” producer was fired after getting in shouting matches with one of

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Food and Restaurants
March 11, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Man Gets His Own Coffee At Local Diner

A man got up from his chair at a local diner today and got his own coffee from the machine

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Social Media
March 11, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Facebook Removes “Feeling Fat” Status

Facebook recently removed the “feeling fat” status from their platform. For those unaware, the status was one selection of several

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Comedy
March 10, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Stand Up NY

Stand Up NY is a popular New York City comedy club on W. 78th St. Stand Up NY at Official

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Movies
March 10, 2015 Joe Ditzel

We don’t need another Ghostbusters movie

After word of an all-female Ghostbusters movie was announced, a new all-male version was announced. Do we really need more

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Weather and Climate
March 10, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Woman Freezes Up When Trying to Decide What Boots To Wear

Sally stood in front of the back hall racks where her various winter footwear stood patiently waiting. “First day over

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Music
March 9, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Rob Scallon plays guitar better than you

This guy is crazy. Rob Scallon is a guitar, bass, banjo and cello master. Here he is doing Slayer’s Raining

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Music
March 9, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Australian sketch group takes on “Bohemian Rhapsody” in their car

These ladies in Australia perform one of the most animated comedy versions of Bohemian Rhapsody you’re likely to see.

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Sports
March 8, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Golfer Moves Into Driving Range Shed

[powerpress]   A local golfer spent so much time at the driving range he decided to move in. The man

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TV
March 7, 2015 Joe Ditzel

TV Shows Facing The Sharp Axe of Cancellation

Sorry, folks! These shows have been on the bubble for the last few weeks, and many of them are facing

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Sports
March 7, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Folding Beds Of National Hockey League Stars

Some of the hottest stars in the National Hockey League are jumping on the latest fad in professional sports: Folding

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