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Economy
March 7, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Great Unemployment Reports Somehow Never Result in Real Jobs

The federal government just released the best unemployment report in years. The unemployment rate has been dropping for several months

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Dance Fever
March 7, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Get your dance groove on in West Virginia

This is how the real good dancers do it – West Virginny style!

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Sports
March 7, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Rory McIlroy sends club into pond

The number one golfer in the world (Mar 15) decides his iron needs to take a swim. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgY59m5RaV8

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Crime and Legal
March 7, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Teens rap order at fast food joint…it didn’t end well

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Travel and Places
March 7, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Columbus Ohio Celebrates More Wins In National Rankings

Columbus, Ohio celebrates more wins in national rankings! The city recently was named the number one opportunity city in America

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ComedyTravel and Places
March 5, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Columbus Nightlife Magazine Interview – March 2015

Here are some clips from my recent interview with Columbus Nightlife magazine. They heard I was performing comedy in town

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Animals
March 4, 2015 Joe Ditzel

7 Things Not To Do With Your New Puppy

The New Dog Owners League of Cincinnati, Ohio recently published their annual list of things you should not do with

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Animals
March 3, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Puppy Reflects On Huge Gambling Losses

Although he’s only been alive a few weeks, this puppy has racked up impressive wins at the poker table at

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Music
March 3, 2015 Joe Ditzel

The Best Rhymes of Canada’s Rancher Rapper

Canada is well behind the rest of the world. The benefit is that the Canadian rap scene has not fallen

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Retail and Shopping
February 27, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Heard In Line At The Grocery Store – Luci and Desi

I waited patiently behind a lady at the grocery store today. She is one of the characters at the store

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Weather and Climate
February 26, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Woman Found In House Sobbing and Screaming “Winter Will Never End!”

  An Ohio woman in Cleveland’s “Snow Belt” east of town was arrested today after police found her shooting a

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Entertainment
February 25, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Entertainment News Site Explains The Obvious In Feature Story

An entertainment news site published a feature today on a popular news item, adding nothing and simply explaining the obvious.

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Joe Ditzel Live
February 24, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel Live: Shrunken Head Lounge – Columbus, Ohio – 02/23/15

Went on at around 915p for a 5-minute shortie at the Shrunken Head Lounge at 251 W. 5th Ave. in

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Show Business
February 23, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Top 10 Most Amazing Moments of the 2015 Academy Awards

Another Academy Awards show is in the books, and dang if there weren’t some inspiring, amazing moments including: Julianne Moore,

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Weather and Climate
February 22, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Cleveland Man Won’t Shovel Sidewalks

A man in Cleveland, Ohio won’t refuses to shovel the sidewalks in front of his house despite record snowfall during

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