How Not to Relationship, by Cathy and Heathcliff
“Wuthering Heights” is essentially a love story that makes Romeo and Juliet’s brief fling look like a well-adjusted, healthy relationship.
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Please stop kicking so I can close the door to the cruiser
You know what’s way worse than a Karen? A male Karen. Crazy train. The funniest one I heard was downtown
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Me after triple-bogeying four holes in a row on a par-3 course
Me after triple-bogeying four holes in a row on a par-3 golf course.
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My password brain is on empty
My password brain is on empty. I’m down to weird combinations of girls that dumped me in fifth grade, obscure
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Announcing the Kitchen Comedy Festival
Announcing the Kitchen Comedy Festival in my kitchen. Please submit your audition tape and $1997 for consideration. Parking not included.
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Ketchup, mustard, and mental anguish
In the grand saga of culinary conundrums, there exists a dilemma so profound, it has philosophers and foodies alike scratching
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Photo Op: Alien waves hi from Ganymede, Jupiter’s largest moon
I was playing around with the awesome iPhone camera, pointing it as stars and such, when I saw this alien
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Fun fact: TSA rules allow you to bring a live lobster through security checks. Just not on a leash.
Fun fact: TSA rules allow you to bring a live lobster through security checks. Just not on a leash.
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Headline I didn’t expect to see today: On-duty police officer in uniform arrested for shoplifting at a sporting goods store. Taken to police station in their own cruiser.
Headline I didn’t expect to see today: On-duty police officer in uniform arrested for shoplifting at a sporting goods store.
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BREAKING: Coachella implements surge pricing at festival outhouses. Electric Daisy Carnival and Bonnaroo expected to follow.
BREAKING: Coachella implements surge pricing at festival outhouses. Electric Daisy Carnival and Bonnaroo expected to follow.
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I can’t wait for driverless cars
I can’t wait for driverless cars. No more driving with my knee as I play drums on the steering wheel
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The Legend of Jimmy O’Hanrahan of Southie
In the heart of South Boston, where the winters were once fierce enough to freeze the marrow in your bones,
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You should put that on a car wrap
I’ll never call Twitter X.
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Some of my clothes are so old they were trendy 25 Madonna facelifts ago
Here are some bad jokes about my the old clothes I can’t part with: Some of the clothes in my
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Copper bracelets like the Gods of yore
Me: Many professional baseball players use to wear these rope necklaces because they “stabilized energy flow” in the body. Haha.
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