Ketchup, mustard, and mental anguish
In the grand saga of culinary conundrums, there exists a dilemma so profound, it has philosophers and foodies alike scratching
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Photo Op: Alien waves hi from Ganymede, Jupiter’s largest moon
I was playing around with the awesome iPhone camera, pointing it as stars and such, when I saw this alien
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Fun fact: TSA rules allow you to bring a live lobster through security checks. Just not on a leash.
Fun fact: TSA rules allow you to bring a live lobster through security checks. Just not on a leash.
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Headline I didn’t expect to see today: On-duty police officer in uniform arrested for shoplifting at a sporting goods store. Taken to police station in their own cruiser.
Headline I didn’t expect to see today: On-duty police officer in uniform arrested for shoplifting at a sporting goods store.
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BREAKING: Coachella implements surge pricing at festival outhouses. Electric Daisy Carnival and Bonnaroo expected to follow.
BREAKING: Coachella implements surge pricing at festival outhouses. Electric Daisy Carnival and Bonnaroo expected to follow.
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I can’t wait for driverless cars
I can’t wait for driverless cars. No more driving with my knee as I play drums on the steering wheel
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The Legend of Jimmy O’Hanrahan of Southie
In the heart of South Boston, where the winters were once fierce enough to freeze the marrow in your bones,
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You should put that on a car wrap
I’ll never call Twitter X.
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Some of my clothes are so old they were trendy 25 Madonna facelifts ago
Here are some bad jokes about my the old clothes I can’t part with: Some of the clothes in my
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Copper bracelets like the Gods of yore
Me: Many professional baseball players use to wear these rope necklaces because they “stabilized energy flow” in the body. Haha.
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Is Phineas Gage the toughest guy who ever lived?
Crazy fact (warning: graphic imagery follows): In the 1840s, Phineas Gage was working on a railroad line when a mistimed
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Playing golf in prison
Fun Fact: The only American prison with a golf course on property is the Louisiana State Penitentiary. Sorry, it is
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Patrick Mahomes is the Clutch King
(Feb 19, 2024). There have been 125 drives in the NFL playoffs since 2001 where the offensive team is behind
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The great cosmic junkyard
In the grand, silent expanse of the cosmos, amidst the twinkling stars and majestic planets, floats an achievement of human
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I can see you are doing your best, bless your heart
Lady from the South at the grocery store: Sir, your cart is in the way, it’s all cattywompus. Me: Catty
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