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August 21, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Halfway True Fun Facts About The Dallas Cowboys

In the early 80s, HR “Bum” Bright bought the Dallas Cowboys from a fellow named Clint Murchison, Junior.

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August 20, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Important Things You Should Know About Georgia Bulldog Football

Georgia organized their first football game when they challenged Mercer University on January 30, 1892.

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August 20, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Things You Should Know About Notre Dame Football

[powerpress] The Notre Dame football team has the highest winning percentage among all college football programs. They also have the

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August 19, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Things You Should Know About Nebraska Cornhuskers Football

Some alumni have said they wanted a better name than Cornhuskers. Well, in the early days they were known at various times as the Bugeaters, The Treeplanters and the Rattlesnake Boys. All of sudden, Cornhuskers sounds pretty good. “Let’s go, Bugeaters!” doesn’t have the same ring.

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August 19, 2014 Joe Ditzel

3 Possibly Not True Facts About the Montreal Alouettes

[powerpress] The Montreal Alouettes were founded in 1946. The term Alouettes is an old French word meaning “kill the quarterback.”

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August 19, 2014 Joe Ditzel

3 Almost True Facts About the Toronto Argonauts

The Toronto Argonauts is unique among professional sports teams in North America in that they have used their original name

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August 18, 2014 Joe Ditzel

3 Halfway True Facts About The Calgary Stampeders

The Stampeders’ home field is called McMahon Stadium, named after Johnny Carson’s sidekick Ed McMahon on the old Tonight Show.

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August 18, 2014 Joe Ditzel

3 Halfway True Things About the BC Lions

The BC Lions started playing in 1954 and are the oldest pro sports team in the city and the province.

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August 18, 2014 Joe Ditzel

3 Somewhat True Facts About The Houston Astros

The Astros were founded in 1962 as the Colt 45s. Runner up names included the Houston Winchester Rifles, the Houston

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Sports
August 18, 2014 Joe Ditzel

3 Slightly Interesting Things About The Seattle Seahawks

In 1977, the Seahawks traded their first round pick to Dallas, who selected Tony Dorsett who went on to have

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Sports
August 17, 2014 Joe Ditzel

3 Fun Facts About The Kansas City Royals

The name Royals comes from a rodeo and livestock show. The Royals were founded in 1969. Also that year, another

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Sports
August 17, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Things You Should Know About the Toronto Blue Jays

The Toronto Blue Jays team name comes from the bird named Blue Jay, and follows the pattern of blue in

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Sports
August 16, 2014 Joe Ditzel

A Few Fun Facts About the Edmonton Eskimos

The Edmonton Eskimos colors are green and gold. The colors originate from the 1949 season when the team borrowed uniforms

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August 16, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Three Things You Should Know About the Detroit Tigers

[powerpress] In their very first game as a professional team, the Tigers were behind at the top of the ninth

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School Daze
August 11, 2014 Joe Ditzel

This Is You in Study Hall in 9th Grade

Oh, I understand. YOU weren’t the one that was smoking cigarettes when the vice-principal caught your group of friends behind

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