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Food and Restaurants
August 8, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Restaurant Portions Are Killing Us

Restaurant portions are way too big! No wonder we struggle to lose weight. The portions restuarants are serving us are

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Health
August 8, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Fresh and Clean

I accidentally brushed my teeth with acne cream. The good news my teeth are blemish free.

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Social Media
August 8, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Feedclickshift – Ditzionary

Feedclickshift is when you attempt to click an item in your Facebook newsfeed at which it updates and shifts right

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Entertainment
August 7, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Datguyindatding

Datguyindatding is when you see a person who you are SURE is that character in that movie but you can’t

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TV
August 7, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Station Fires Last Two Average-Looking Reporters

[powerpress] TV Station WWWW-TV here in Los Angeles has met the demand for super good-looking journalists by finally weeding out

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Animals
August 6, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Monkey Takes A Selfie

[powerpress] A rare crested black macaque took some selfies in the middle of the jungle with David Slater’s camera. He

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SportsTravel and Places
August 6, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Things You Should Know About the Ohio State University Song “Carmen, Ohio”

“Carmen, Ohio” is one of the most beloved songs at Ohio State. It is the oldest school song at the

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Comedy
August 4, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Big Changes at the Comedy Store in LA

Long time Talent Coordinator Tommy Morris is moving on.

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Crime and Legal
August 4, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Mr. Shelby Mustang GT500

A man was arrested recently in Des Moines, Iowa for public intoxication. He had torn off his shirt, brandished a

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Education
August 3, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Learning New English Words – Episode 1

Hi everybody! We’re back with “Learning New English Words” and, of course, as always, “Learning New English Words” is sponsored by Ditzionary, the premier online dictionary.

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Sports
August 2, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Things You Should Know About The Chicago Cubs

The Chicago Cubs are located in Chicago Illinois in the US. Chicago is also headquarters for Playboy magazine, Deep Dish pizza and taking bribes for political appointments.

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Education
August 1, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Blogger Gets Fired For Teaching “Homophones”

A blogger and social media specialist for an English language training center was fired for teaching homophones, which are words

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Sports
August 1, 2014 Joe Ditzel

They Need to Make a Movie About Hack Wilson

They need to make a movie about Hack Wilson of the Chicago Cubs in the 1920s (via Wikipedia): “Wilson had

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Music
July 31, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Musician Mowed Down in Car Crash

This aspiring musician’s career took a downturn when a car crashed into her performance recently.

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TV
July 28, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Pat McGann Stand-up Debut on Letterman

Chicago’s Pat McGann shines in his Letterman debut.

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