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Celebrities
June 20, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Happy Birthday John Goodman – June 20

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Food and Restaurants
June 20, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Coffee Shop Terrorist

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SportsTravel and Places
June 20, 2014 Joe Ditzel

NHL Introduces Stanley Cup Spin-Off Product Lines

The Stanley Cup is one of the most beloved trophies in all of sports. Most sports create a new trophy

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Sports
June 19, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Windy City Blow Back

No sooner had the Los Angeles Kings won the Stanley Cup and enjoyed a(nother) fun, crowded victory parade downtown that

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Tech and Science
June 18, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Softmemgap

Softmemgap is when you find software on your computer you don’t recognize. There is a gap in your memory about

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Sports
June 18, 2014 Joe Ditzel

PGA Pro Tony “Wheels” McMillan Fined For Having Brunette Wife

Fast-rising PGA Pro Tony “Wheels” McMillan, known for his fast, free-wheeling style of play, was fined today by the PGA

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Celebrities
June 18, 2014 Joe Ditzel

7 Businesses “The Situation” Considered Before Opening His Tanning Salon

The Situation was back in the news recently after a scuffle in his tanning salon. What, you didn’t know he

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Celebrities
June 17, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Hey, What is The Situation Up To These Days?

The Situation is back in the news. There was a little scuffle in his tanning salon. Best line in this

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Sports
June 17, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Mr. McFly, Your Hoverboard is a Reality

Little did Marty McFly know that a French company would take his hoverboard and create the wildest water sport you’ve

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Animals
June 16, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Reminds Me of a Few Sales Meetings I’ve Been To

Post by WOWK 13 NEWS.

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Sports
June 16, 2014 Joe Ditzel

We Are All Kings! Great!

I just got back from the celebration in the streets after the Los Angeles Kings won the 2014 Stanley Cup.

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Crime and Legal
June 16, 2014 Joe Ditzel

New Company Shoots Down Drones With Golf Balls

Drones have become increasingly popular all over the country. These floating “quad-copters” with cameras are creating tensions everywhere. Neighborhood watch

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Family
June 15, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Dad Asks Daughter to Make A Promise – The Result is…

This father asks his daughter to repeat a pledge. She is game until the very end.

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ComedyTV
June 15, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Happy Birthday – Marla Gibbs – June 14

Happy Birthday Marla Gibbs from “The Jefferson’s.” Born June 14, 1931

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Animals
June 15, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Horse Getting Ready For A Party

Either this horse thinks he’s at the beach or he’s getting ready for a rave.

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