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Family
June 15, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Dad Asks Daughter to Make A Promise – The Result is…

This father asks his daughter to repeat a pledge. She is game until the very end.

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ComedyTV
June 15, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Happy Birthday – Marla Gibbs – June 14

Happy Birthday Marla Gibbs from “The Jefferson’s.” Born June 14, 1931

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Animals
June 15, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Horse Getting Ready For A Party

Either this horse thinks he’s at the beach or he’s getting ready for a rave.

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Health
June 9, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Hungarang

Hungarang- when you are hungover, start to feel better but the hangover boomerangs back and you feel sick again.

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Sports
June 8, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Kings Beat Rangers in Game 2 in 2nd Overtime and I’m Exhausted

This is another wild series for the Kings. I think they like to let the other team get ahead. They

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Health
June 8, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Medical News: Doctors Installed The Hockey Heart Monitor in My Chest

Medical news: My doctor had to implant the new Hockey Heart Monitor in my chest. He said one more Stanley

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Tech and Science
June 8, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Happy Birthday – Frank Lloyd Wright – June 8

Happy Birthday to Frank Lloyd Wright – born June 8 – 1867. The quote in the graphic is: If you

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Celebrities
June 7, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Happy Birthday Dean Martin – June 7

Happy Birthday – Dean Martin – Born June 7, 1917 “Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that

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Music
June 7, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Happy Birthday Prince – June 7

Happy Birthday to Prince – Born June 7, 1958 Prince’s quote rings true. He isn’t a comedian, but you might

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Music
June 6, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Proof Every Country Song Is The Same

Have you ever thought every country song these days sounds pretty much the same. Well, here is proof you are

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Celebrities
June 6, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Happy Birthday Paul Giamatti – June 6

Jack: If they want to drink Merlot, we’re drinking Merlot. Miles Raymond: No, if anyone orders Merlot, I’m leaving. I

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TV
June 5, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Is This The Worst Answer Ever on Wheel of Fortune?

This is a really bad answer of Wheel of Fortune. The weird thing is he had some time to think

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Celebrities
June 5, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Happy Birthday Jeff Garlin – June 5

Jeffrey “Jeff” Garlin (born June 5, 1962) is a comedian, producer, writer, podcaster and author. He has starred in several

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Quote
June 5, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Acting Not Hard Work – Dean Martin Quote

I can’t stand an actor or actress who tells me acting is hard work. It’s easy work. Anyone who says

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Fashion and Style
June 4, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Alternashorn

When you can’t find your shoehorn that your grandfather gave to you on his deathbed, you use a ruler, a

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