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Clothing and Style
June 3, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Dip Your Feet in this Cheese, Sir

Your next pair of shoes may be Fondue Slippers. What? Yes, they are called that because they are made from

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Music
June 3, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Happy Birthday Ian Hunter of Mott the Hoople – June 3

Ian Hunter Patterson is best known as the lead singer of the rock band from England known as Mott the

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Celebrities
June 2, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Happy Birthday Dana Carvey – June 2

Happy Birthday Dana Carvey from SNL Born: June 2, 1955 (age 59), Missoula, MT

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Books and Magazines
June 2, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Is It Ghosts? Books Come To Life In Bookstore

These books take on a life of their own when the owner shuts down the bookstore and turns out the

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Celebrities
June 1, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Happy Birthday Andy Griffith – June 1

Happy Birthday Andy Griffith! Born – June 1, 1926 Mount Airy, North Carolina, U.S. Died -July 3, 2012 (aged 86)

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Celebrities
May 31, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Happy Birthday Clint Eastwood – May 31- Mule

Happy Birthday Clint Eastwood – Born: May 31, 1930 (age 84), San Francisco, CA

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Celebrities
May 30, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Happy Birthday Mel Blanc — May 30

Happy Birthday Mel Blanc Born Melvin Jerome Blank May 30, 1908 San Francisco, California, U.S. Died July 10, 1989 (aged

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TV
May 27, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Tina Fey Interview, Pt. 1 – Late Night with Seth Meyers

Tina on honoring Don Rickles, Fred’s foul-mouthed karaoke and the sketches she repeatedly shot down at SNL. Subscribe to Late

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TV
May 27, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Jennifer Lawrence: Harry Potter Superfan – Late Night with Seth Meyers

Even Jennifer Lawrence geeks out sometimes. Subscribe to Late Night: http://bit.ly/LateNightSeth » Get more Late Night with Seth Meyers: http://www.nbc.com/late-night-with-seth-meyers/

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Travel and Places
May 25, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Girl Tries Pole Dancing–Career Over Fast

This girl’s pole dancing career ended quickly. I’m not sure these poles are a good idea for the Vegas beach

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Health
May 25, 2014 Joe Ditzel

The Hard Part? Getting Your Insurance Company To Cover It

Sheila Moss’ neck is giving her fits. That means it hurts like hell. She need surgery, which is bad enough.

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Clothing and Style
May 25, 2014 Joe Ditzel

The Kurt Vonnegut-Hunter S. Thompson Shoes

You wish your spouse was as creative as Erik Decker’s wife. For their 20th anniversary, she had some special shoes

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Food and Restaurants
May 23, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Get COOL this summer! New Slurpee’s Come With Mustache Straws

These are not your pop’s Slurpees. These are young and hip. And slightly creepy. New Slurpees Photo Courtesy 7-Eleven

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Health
May 23, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Pharmadust

Pharmadust is the dust at the bottom of the bottle from pills banging around in there. Depending on how expensive

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Cars and Traffic
May 23, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Freebusser

A freebusser jumps on the bus without paying. They sneak through the last door of those super-long busses with the

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