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Food and Restaurants
May 23, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Get COOL this summer! New Slurpee’s Come With Mustache Straws

These are not your pop’s Slurpees. These are young and hip. And slightly creepy. New Slurpees Photo Courtesy 7-Eleven

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Health
May 23, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Pharmadust

Pharmadust is the dust at the bottom of the bottle from pills banging around in there. Depending on how expensive

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Cars and Traffic
May 23, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Freebusser

A freebusser jumps on the bus without paying. They sneak through the last door of those super-long busses with the

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Home and Garden
May 22, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Raidicide

Holding a steady stream of spray insecticide on an escaping cockroach until they stop moving.

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Health
May 22, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Knucklassage

Using your knuckles for massaging. Knucklassage is often used to rub your own temples after losing a big poker hand,

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Health
May 21, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Peegency

An emergency when you are still 6 blocks from home but really, really, really have to answer the call of

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Business
May 21, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Octified

Octified A company with so many things going on they get in their own way. “The client asked for a

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Sports
May 21, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Coach Told Me – Little Sis

This was back when coaches could get in your face and yell and stuff.

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Cars and Traffic
May 21, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Look Out! Tire Flies On Freeway Out of Nowhere!

This could have ended a lot worse. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucSEUxl9TMw

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Tech and Science
May 18, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Kids React to Cassette Players – What is it?

These kids have no clue what a Sony Walkman cassette player is and the results are hilarious.

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Cars and Traffic
May 18, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Is This a Spoof? Guy Says Unsold New Cars Are Piling Up Around The World

This article says since people don’t buy new cars anymore they are piling up in giant lots around the globe.

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Animals
May 18, 2014 Joe Ditzel

“Hero Cat” Who Saved Young Boy Kicked Out of Cat Union

Four-year-old Jeremy was just doing what kids do–riding his bike in his own driveway. A crazy dog from next door

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Work and Careers
May 15, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Wake Up, You’re Late!

Get up, my friend! You are late!

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Food and Restaurants
May 15, 2014 Joe Ditzel

India Loves Pizza Burning Hot

India is about to pass Great Britain as the biggest market for Domino’s outside the US. They love pizza, and

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Food and Restaurants
May 13, 2014 Joe Ditzel

This is How I Look Before Coffee

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