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Military
May 12, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Godzilla vs. US Air Force

Some U.S. Air Force members recently said they are not afraid of Godzilla, and would defend the U.S. with 50

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Crime and Legal
May 9, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Two University of Georgia Coeds Want To Get Hit By A Car

Two University of Georgia female students placed an ad on Craigslist looking for someone to hit them with a car.

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Animals
May 6, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Archie, the Lifeguard Dog, Scans The Waves

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Tech and Science
May 6, 2014 Joe Ditzel

How To Get Your Stolen Smartphone Back

After the police told her they were too busy to track down her cell phone thief, she used the GPS

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Comedians
May 4, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Joan Rivers in Conversation With Henry Bushkin About the Dark Side of Johnny Carson

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TV
April 28, 2014 Joe Ditzel

10 People Banned by SNL

You have to work pretty hard to get banned at Saturday Night Live. These 10 people have achieved it.

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Cars and Traffic
April 26, 2014 Joe Ditzel

10 Signs Your Commute in Los Angeles is Too Long

10 Signs Your Commute in Los Angeles is Too Long

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Comedians
April 22, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Don Rickles Roast Johnny Carson – The Friars Club Roast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f0hTFagBiQ

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Food and Restaurants
April 18, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Your Life Will Change Forever After You Have Pizza Cake

Call your friends and family, and make sure they make your next birthday party. No one is ever the same

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TV
April 6, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Lazy Sunday Watching “In the Heat of the Night”

Watching episodes of the “In the Heat of the Night” TV show. We always used to see Carrol O’Connor at

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Speaking
March 23, 2014 Joe Ditzel

5 TED Talks That Show TED Has Jumped The Shark

[powerpress] TED Talks are more popular then ever. Maybe too popular. Here are 5 recent talks that show TED has

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Sports
March 22, 2014 Joe Ditzel

10 Signs You Are About To Lose The Softball Game

The other team is in two rows down on one knee facing each other, practicing throwing and snagging ground balls. Your team is in the parking lot drinking beer.

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Real Estate
March 17, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Would You Like To Rent Here?

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Entertainment
March 14, 2014 Joe Ditzel

RIP Hal Douglas – The Voice!

Hal Douglas passed away today at 83. RIP Hal, thanks for the great movie trailers. IN A WORLD…

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TV
March 5, 2014 Joe Ditzel

Lorne Michaels Explains How SNL Came About

Lorne Michaels explains how SNL came about, how no one really knew what they were doing, including him. Fun Fact

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