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Society and Culture
January 27, 2024 Joe Ditzel

In and Out: That’s my jam

Out: That’s my jam. In: That’s my peanut butter.

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Work and Careers
January 27, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Elon Musk launches “UnderTheDeskTech”: the ultimate solution for workaholics’ wilderness dreams

In an unprecedented move that blurs the lines between work and wilderness, tech mogul Elon Musk has announced his latest

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Movies
January 27, 2024 Joe Ditzel

5 fantastic movies, directors and actors that didn’t get nominated for the 2024 Academy Awards

Every year when the Academy Awards announced their nominations, great performances are snubbed. Here are the top movies, directors and

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Today is National Day Day
January 21, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Watch out for the claws

1-21. Today is National Hugging Day AND National Squirrel Day. So hug the nearest squirrel if you can find one

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Facts
January 21, 2024 Joe Ditzel

23 random fun facts that make you wish you didn’t get rid of Netflix

23 random fun facts that make you wish you didn’t get rid of Netflix: Octopuses have three hearts. If one

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Travel and Places
January 21, 2024 Joe Ditzel

The oldest tourist attractions in all 50 states

Tourist attractions – those hallowed halls of history and nature where we flock to gawk, often forgetting why we came

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Movies
January 20, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Don’t mess up this opening scene

Fun fact: Genesis Chapter 2 was written well before Chapter 1 which was added centuries later. They better not change

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Space and Exploration
January 19, 2024 Joe Ditzel

What’s Pluto been up to since his demotion to dwarf planet?: The Pluto interview

Interviewer: Ladies, gentlemen, and celestial bodies of all sizes, welcome to “Cosmic Conversations.” I’m your host, Sarl Cagan, and today,

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Sports
January 19, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Snow shovel apocalypse: Buffalo Bills fans drop out of the sky to help team in record snow fall

The Buffalo Bills, known for their indomitable spirit in the face of snowfall, have taken winter warfare to a whole

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Space and Exploration
January 17, 2024 Joe Ditzel

What your favorite planet says about you: A guide to your personality

The Solar System, our cosmic neighborhood, where each planet is like that weird uncle or quirky aunt at family reunions.

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Travel and Places
January 17, 2024 Joe Ditzel

The Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms explained

After learning that I grew up more or less in Canada, someone asked me if Canada has a Constitution like

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Animals
January 16, 2024 Joe Ditzel

10 strange dog breed and hat combos you won’t believe

We’ve all seen dogs wearing silly hats. They are everywhere. This nonsense is so popular, some breed and hat combos

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Animals
January 16, 2024 Joe Ditzel

10 curious dog breeds you’ve never seen

Granite Greyhound: Majestic and statuesque, these dogs have a solid grey, granite-like coat. Known for their speed and agility, they

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Holidays
January 15, 2024 Joe Ditzel

10 signs your New Year’s Resolutions are not going well

I don’t know about you, but I generally avoid New Year’s Resolution until around the end of April. But if

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Geology
January 13, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: “Man Missing After Falling Into Crack in the Earth”

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: “Man Missing After Falling Into Crack in the Earth.”

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