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Health
October 28, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Simple Happiness

There was an article over at the Huffington Post about the little things that make us happy that will never

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Tech and Science
October 28, 2013 Joe Ditzel

That’s Not a Knife–This is a Knife!

What, a 12-function Swiss Army knife is not enough for you? Here’s the multi-function knife of your dreams.

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Relationships and Dating
October 27, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Get Out Of Here, Old Guy!

An old guy crashed a wedding and knocked over the cake, angering the guests. Little did they know.

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Sports
October 27, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Hey, I Got Your Superbowl Right ‘Ere!

“License Plate Guy” is a NY Giants fan with a creative way to mock Eagles fans.

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Animals
October 27, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Persistence Pays Off For Pool-Side Pooch

This dog tries, tries again to get what he wants.

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Music
October 26, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Musician Joke: Progress

A kid came home from his first bass lesson. His dad asked him how it went. “Today we learned the

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Food and Restaurants
October 26, 2013 Joe Ditzel

V-Tex Cools Beer in 45 Seconds

Your dream has come true. The V-Tex cools beer in 45 seconds.

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Animals
October 25, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Awkward Dogs

Are these the most awkward dogs on the Web?

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Comedians
October 25, 2013 Joe Ditzel

The Craig Ferguson Story

I stumbled upon this old interview with Craig Ferguson where he talks about his love for America.

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Relationships and Dating
October 25, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Here You Go, Ladies: Secrets Of The Male Mind You Always Wanted To Know

No more baloney, here is the science behind the male mind.

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Clothing and Style
October 24, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Honey, Your Bra Just Tweeted Me

Well, this is a first. A bra that tweets.

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Health
October 24, 2013 Joe Ditzel

What You Will Look Like in 60 Years

Get an idea of how your looks will change over time by looking at these pictures of people 60 years

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Travel and Places
October 24, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Graffiti Town: NYC in The 70s

These are some amazing pictures of NYC in the 70s.

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Music
October 24, 2013 Joe Ditzel

John Lennon Auditions For The Voice

What would happen if John Lennon auditioned for the Voice?

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Holidays
October 23, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Halloween Costume of The Day

We have a winner. Please stop calling at this time. Thank you.

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