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Music
October 21, 2013 Joe Ditzel

The Non-Playing Guitar Player

For one thing, she is playing it upside down :). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5F59PkcDWM

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Food and Restaurants
October 21, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Are These Restaurants Connected To The Mob?

Don’t goof around when you go in these restaurants.

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School and Education
October 21, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Funny Photos: Awkward Prom Pictures

Check out these awkward prom pictures from Smosh.

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Sports
October 21, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Airborne! You Wish Your Pool Had This

Crazy pool slide: But don’t belly flop. It hurts:

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Tech and Science
October 21, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Tech Jokes: Faster Than Light

“We don’t serve faster-than-light particles here”, says the barman. A tachyon enters a bar.

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Tech and Science
October 21, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Tech Joke: Two Kinds

There are two kinds of people: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

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Tech and Science
October 21, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Tech Joke: Hookup

When I heard that oxygen and magnesium hooked up I was like, OMg.

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General
October 21, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Tech Joke: Fractal

Q: What does the ‘B’ in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for? A: Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

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Tech and Science
October 21, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Tech Joke: Explanation

A woman walks in on her husband, a string theorist, having a romantic moment with another woman. He shouts, “I

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Tech and Science
October 21, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Tech Joke: Deer Hunting

A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5ft to

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Sports
October 20, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Ouchie! Justin Blackmon Of The Jaguars Knocks Out Sideline Employee

Maybe this guys is supposed to stand with his back to the game. If so, it cost him when Justin

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Sports
October 20, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Geno Smith Butterfingers Spike

Geno Smith had some problems spiking the ball.

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Animals
October 20, 2013 Joe Ditzel

How Did The Chicken Cross The Road? In Neon Yellow

Here is how you keep your chicken safe when they are wandering the neighborhood.

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Jokes
October 20, 2013 Joe Ditzel

50 Intellectual Jokes

Do you like your jokes with a big helping of intellect and a dash of wit? Here are 50 intellectual

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Sports
October 20, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Funny Photo: Muggsy Bogues and Yao Ming

Muggsy Bogues and Yao Ming look at things from different points of view.

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