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Animals
October 20, 2013 Joe Ditzel

How Did The Chicken Cross The Road? In Neon Yellow

Here is how you keep your chicken safe when they are wandering the neighborhood.

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Jokes
October 20, 2013 Joe Ditzel

50 Intellectual Jokes

Do you like your jokes with a big helping of intellect and a dash of wit? Here are 50 intellectual

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Sports
October 20, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Funny Photo: Muggsy Bogues and Yao Ming

Muggsy Bogues and Yao Ming look at things from different points of view.

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Travel and Places
October 20, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Running The Bulls In America

So, you say you’ve got “Run with the bulls” on your bucket list. Well, now you can do it and

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Cars and Traffic
October 19, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Funny Photo: The Zombie Car

This is what happens when you don’t move your car once in a while.

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Sports
October 19, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Good Grief! Vanderbilt Kicker Does A Charlie Brown

Did Charlie Brown get on the roster at Vanderbilt?

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Tech and Science
October 19, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Flying Car Takes To The Air

What would the Wright brothers think of this flying car? Here is more background on this sleek machine.

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Tech and Science
October 18, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Paypal vs. Paypal

A fellow decided to sell a computer on eBay. The buyer paid with Paypal, then charged it back and kept

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Comics and Cartoons
October 18, 2013 Joe Ditzel

TV Cartoon: Breaking Bad Marathon

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Travel and Places
October 18, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Famous LA Streets When They Were Dirt Roads

The best thing about this time in LA’s past, when these famous streets were dirt roads, was you didn’t have

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Animals
October 18, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Through A Cat’s Eye: How Cats See The World

Ever wonder what a cat really sees? Me neither. Anyway, here is a look at how cats see the world.

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Quote
October 18, 2013 Joe Ditzel

TV Quote: Community

Jeff: Batman, are you staying for the party? Abed: [in Batman costume] If I stay, there can be no party.

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Quote
October 18, 2013 Joe Ditzel

TV Quote: Really Good Friends

Annie: This is really important to me, Abed. Could you please go as my friend? My really good friend? Abed:

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Quote
October 18, 2013 Joe Ditzel

TV Quote: All Night

Leslie Knope: I stayed up all night last night making these! Tom Haverford: You stayed up all night, the night

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Quote
October 18, 2013 Joe Ditzel

TV Quote: Expansion Race

Chris Traeger: Pawnee is the fourth most obese city in the United States. Tom Haverford: Soon to be third. Look

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