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October 18, 2013 Joe Ditzel

TV Quote: Not True

Ben Wyatt: We need to talk. Ron Swanson: That has never been true. – Parks and Recreation

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Sports
October 17, 2013 Joe Ditzel

What If NFL Logos Were Fat?

What would happen if your NFL team’s logo gained weight?

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Sports
October 16, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Too Much Hotty Toddy

This fan is really enjoying the festivities at the Ole Miss college football game. “Ole Miss is the most fun

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General
October 16, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Selling BMW M3s to Contractors

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Sports
October 16, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Funny Video: Golf Fail Compilation

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Friends and Neighbors
October 16, 2013 Joe Ditzel

And You Thought Your Neighbor Was Bad

The “neighbor from hell” get five years probation.

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Politics and Government
October 16, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Army Runs Out Of Red Tape Due To Government Shutdown

Due to the government shutdown, the Army is running out of red tape, forcing many desk jockeys to actually do

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Film
October 16, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Captain Phillips A Big Fib?

Is the movie “Captain Phillips” stretching the truth too much?

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Sports
October 16, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Amazing Goal By Hertl of The San Jose Sharks

This is an amazing goal by Tomas Hertl:

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Food and Restaurants
October 16, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Oreos As Addictive As Cocaine

Connecticut College has determined that Oreos are as addictive as cocaine and morphine. Okay, but what about smores?

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Health
October 14, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Anbe You Gotta Be Kidding

Ever have a canker sore? It hurts like hell! Anbesol is great but they say apply only 2-4 times a

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Comics and Cartoons
October 14, 2013 Joe Ditzel

What Does The Fox Say?

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Comics and Cartoons
October 14, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Do You Want The USC Job?

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Health
October 14, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Raiders Logo

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Comics and Cartoons
October 14, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Government Shutdown – Sons

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