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Health
October 12, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Judge Rules Man Is Still Dead – Except That He’s Alive

What if you were clearly alive but a judge rules you are still dead?

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Animals
October 12, 2013 Joe Ditzel

News In Pictures: Area Goat Sulks When Friends Say He Runs Like A Girl

Photo courtesy NationalParks.org

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Sports
October 12, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Adults Stealing Baseballs From Little Kids At Major League Games

Do you really need a baseball that bad you can’t let a kid catch it? Especially when a player is

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General
October 11, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Macklemore Pranks Craigslist Ticket Scalpers

Macklemore is one of the hottest tickets in the country right now. He decided to prank some scalpers advertising on

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Sports
October 11, 2013 Joe Ditzel

5 Ways Geena Davis Can Kill You With A Bow And Arrow

Geena Davis is a badass archery expert. In fact, she almost made the Olympic women’s archery team. Funny or Die

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Comics and Cartoons
October 10, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Scott Adams Names His Top Ten Dilbert Comics

Scott Adams, the creator of Dilbert, names his top ten comics.

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Crime and Legal
October 7, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Cop Gets Ticket

Even cops get tickets from the street sweepers in San Francisco.

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Entertainment
October 7, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Carrie Is Really Mad, Again

This is a promotional ad for the new old movie “Carrie.” I’m fairly confident I dated this girl.

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Celebrities
October 7, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Jay Pharaoh Channels Shannon Sharpe

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Sports
October 7, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Guy Gets Tasered At A’s-Tigers Game

Calm down kids, it’s only a game.

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Travel and Places
October 7, 2013 Joe Ditzel

9-Year-Old Jumps On Plane Alone, Nabs Suitcase and Free Meal

How did this 9-year-old get on a plane by himself and nab a free meal when he landed?

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Sports
October 6, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Ohio Earthquake

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Comedians
October 6, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Dana Carvey’s Audition For Saturday Night Live

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Comics and Cartoons
October 5, 2013 Joe Ditzel

What Would Cyrus The Great Do?: Twerking

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Comics and Cartoons
October 5, 2013 Joe Ditzel

What Would Ben Franklin Do?: Miley Cyrus

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