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Tech and Science
January 13, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Little known iPhone feature: Scroll the keyboard with one finger

Little known iPhone feature: You can scroll the keys by holding down the spacebar and then slide your finger around

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Relationships and Dating
January 13, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Mariana waved goodbye when she noticed my hair was dropping out quicker than a narcoleptic at a lullaby concert

Mariana waved goodbye when she noticed my hair was dropping out quicker than a narcoleptic at a lullaby concert. Dumped

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Movies
January 13, 2024 Joe Ditzel

“Mean Girls” is back again? Cue the endless sequels

“Mean Girls” is being remade. You know what that means. Endless movie sequels. Get ready for: 1. Super Mean Girls:

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Travel and Places
January 13, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Alaska Airlines’ unique compensation offer: Free hair blowouts for a door-less flight

In an unprecedented move that’s raising eyebrows and hairlines alike, Alaska Airlines has announced a novel form of compensation for

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Music
January 12, 2024 Joe Ditzel

The top 10 guitarists of all time: Unsung heroes

When Rolling Stone released their 2023 list of the top guitarists of all time, they missed a few key players.

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Gig Economy
January 11, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Crazy food delivery instructions: The strange tall figure in the woods

Here is another strange food delivery instruction I received lately This is wild breakdown of odd delivery instructions I got

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Travel and Places
January 11, 2024 Joe Ditzel

10 most livable small and midsize U.S. cities

1. Hornfrogged Gig Hollow, Nowhere State Welcome to Hornfrogged Gig Hollow, a town so small that the ‘Welcome’ and ‘You’re

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Animals
January 9, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Better be home by 11

“I need you home by eleven. If you don’t come home by eleven this time, just move to another state.

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Friends and Neighbors
January 9, 2024 Joe Ditzel

See you later, alligator

When old friends can’t simply say goodbye.

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Travel and Places
January 9, 2024 Joe Ditzel

New details released about the part that fell off a United flight in the middle of peanut service

In the wake of a shocking incident that left the aviation world reeling, government aviation officials have released a preliminary

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Uncategorized
January 9, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Lefty loosy

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: United finds loose door bolts on 737 Max 9 planes.

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TV
January 6, 2024 Joe Ditzel

TV still from “The Walking Dead: Retirement Years”

TV still from “The Walking Dead: Retirement Years.”

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Movies
January 6, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Joey Naps is back!

This is one of several marketing images we are considering for my new Four-Star Pictures movie release “Joey Naps is

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Travel and Places
January 6, 2024 Joe Ditzel

5 chilling haunted houses in New Orleans

The Forgotten Mansion of Esplanade Avenue A grand, Victorian-style mansion on Esplanade Avenue in New Orleans, overgrown with ivy and

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Health
January 5, 2024 Joe Ditzel

10 effective ways to deal with loneliness

10 effective ways to deal with loneliness. Start a Podcast: It’s a creative way to express yourself, even if it’s

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