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Food and Restaurants
June 3, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Uh, Please Don’t Lick My Fast Food Order

This photo of a Taco Bell employee licking taco shells could be a prank. Or not.

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Life
June 1, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Crazy Things Americans Do

Those crazy Americans. Sometimes the rest of the world doesn’t know what to make of us.

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Work and Careers
May 26, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Would You Quit A Perfectly Good Job To Chase A Nutty Dream?

Here are 5 people that walked from perfectly good jobs for what, exactly?

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Weird World
May 26, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Man Wakes Up During His Own Funeral

It’s always a good idea to make sure someone has actually passed before you bury them.

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Sports
May 25, 2013 Joe Ditzel

NHL Playoffs 2013: Magic Johnson Says Go Kings!

Magic Johnson has his hockey gear on. Go Kings!

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TV
May 17, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Bar Rescue Turns Around A Comedy Club

Spike TV‘s “Bar Rescue” turns around a comedy club in Scottsdale.

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TV
May 16, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Saturday Night Live: Bill Hader Moving On

Bill Hader is reportedly moving on from SNL.

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Random
May 16, 2013 Joe Ditzel

My Car is Texting Me

Several of the new model cars will text you or send you an email with a report on how it

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Stand-up
May 7, 2013 Joe Ditzel

10 Things Comedians Wish They Learned Earlier

These Houston comics share what they wish they had known earlier in their comedy career.

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Crime and Legal
April 29, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Prisoners Use Yelp To Review…Prisons

Prisoners are using Yelp, the popular review site, to review…that’s right, prisons.

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Comedy
April 12, 2013 Joe Ditzel

RIP Jonathan Winters

Sad news this morning. Jonathan Winters passed away from natural causes.

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TV
April 8, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Woah…Julia Louis-Dreyfus Is Worth Bank

Her Seinfeld money is chump change compared to her family wealth.

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Food and Restaurants
April 6, 2013 Joe Ditzel

The Coffee Machine Shaped Like A Race Car Engine

For you coffee lovers that need to get really revved up.

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Weird World
April 3, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Weird World: Man Has World’s Largest Hand

I’d hate to get punched by this dude who has the world’s largest hand.

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Relationships and Dating
April 3, 2013 Joe Ditzel

A Revenge Story: Woman Photoshops Ex-Husband Out of Every Photo

A woman spent a year of her life painstakingly removing her ex from all the photos in the house.

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