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Stand-up
March 15, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Jim Gaffigan and the State of Clean Comedy

Jim Gaffigan has been a comedian for years and has a rabid following. He talks to the Wall Street Journal

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Quote
March 9, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Comedy Quote: You Gotta Commit

You gotta commit. You’ve gotta go out there and improvise and you’ve gotta be completely unafraid to die. You’ve got

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Random
March 5, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Mr. Jewison, You Have A Guest

According to the Internet Movie Database, Ted Neeley “almost missed out on being cast in Jesus Christ Superstar (1973). After

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ComedyQuote
March 2, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Humor Quote: Comedy and Tragedy

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. – Mel

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Quote
February 22, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Comedy Quote: How Can I Direct Your Call?

I called the hotel operator, she said “how can I direct your call?” Well, you could say “action!” And I

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February 17, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Forget Meteors – Here Is The Real Problem in Russia

These scammers were caught red-handed.

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February 16, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Nerd Love

OK, it’s too late this time so save this for next year. Plus this in to Google: 5 + (-sqrt(1

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Comedy
February 15, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Hide Your Disappointment

I know you are disappointed at the news Whitney Cumming’s late night show has been cancelled.

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Random
February 14, 2013 Joe Ditzel

I’m a Loyal User of the iPhone, I Mean Blackberry

Did Alicia Keys get caught sending tweets from her iPhone?

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Comedy
February 13, 2013 Joe Ditzel

“Comedy Bang! Bang!” Renewed By IFC

IFC has renewed “Comedy Bang! Bang!” for a second season.

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Random
February 12, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Please Speak Louder

Voice over technology is now available.

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Stand-up
February 11, 2013 Joe Ditzel

5 Comedians That Could Break Through

According to StandUpTalk.com, these 5 comedians are primed to break through in 2013.

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Comedy
February 11, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Rachel Dratch Interview On Sirius

Rachel Dratch sits down with Sirius radio for a comprehensive interview.

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Random
February 8, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Parks Take Over Parking Spaces

Have you ever seen a park inside one or two parking spaces? Check out the new parklets in downtown LA.

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Random
February 7, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Celebrity Monsters and Other Optical Illusions

These optical illusions at Gizmodo will make your mind melt.

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