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February 4, 2013 Joe Ditzel

TV Quote: Inspiration and Perspiration

Life is 1% inspiration, 98% perspiration and 2% attention to detail. – Modern Family

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February 2, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Best 8th Grade Break-Up Ever?

Mashable calls this the best 8th grade break-up line ever.

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Random
January 26, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Rule Number One: These Are Kids

And other rules posted at a hockey rink in Chicago. I remember the parents of spoiled kids leaning over the

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ComedyRandom
January 26, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Running on Nipples

I know you woke up this morning and said, “I need some shoes with nipples!” Well, my friend, today is

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Random
January 25, 2013 Joe Ditzel

You’re Great!

I don’t blame the American Idol contestants who are horrible. I blame friends and family who kept telling them they

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TV
January 23, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Chef or Home Cook?

What if you went on the TV show “The Taste” and just made cheeseburgers? “What did you make for us

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Jokes For Kids
January 23, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Jokes For Kids: Strawberry Shake

Q: How do you make a strawberry shake? A: Take it to a scary movie.    

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Arts
January 20, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Something is Seriously Wrong Here

These photo manipulations will make you blink twice.

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Books and Magazines
January 20, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Keep An Eye Out For Huge Ships

Finally. A guide on how to avoid huge ships. How to Avoid Huge Ships Just check out the well this

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Holidays
January 20, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Santa Makes Demands

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Sports
January 17, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Lord Stanley and the Cheerleaders

It was 610am in the morning and cold. OK, maybe not for you but for us 38 degrees is like an ice age.

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Humor Column
January 10, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Forces Career

  I looked up at the lighted letters on the side of the building. The “A-r-m-e-d” letters weren’t working, so

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General
January 1, 2013 Joe Ditzel

Spartan New Year

You know your New Year’s Eve is low key when you watch all three hours of “The Spartans” on PBS.

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TV
December 31, 2012 Joe Ditzel

How to Become a Late Night TV Talk Show Gag Writer

Are you itching to become a late night gag writer? Here’s how to do it.

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Food and Restaurants
December 31, 2012 Joe Ditzel

Chorizo and Rice and Beans

I like most of the restaurants in the neighborhood. They are all pretty good–and cheap. There’s one across the street. Nicaraguan and Salvadoran food. It’s always busy.

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