Joe Ditzel

Ben Hogan Superfan Guy worships at the Church of Ben Hogan– he has every book, video or filmstrip created by

He is the first to hit his drive. Rather than wait for everyone to hit, Mr. Walk Ahead is off

After hitting his drive, he begins the search for his tee. However, the tee has decided to make itself scarce.

Golfers are charged with repairing their ball marks, the indentation the ball makes when it hits the green. Left untouched

With huge brand name logos on his hat, shirt, shirt sleeve, belt, slacks and shoes, he looks like a NASCAR

Ms. Alignment is very concerned with aligning every molecule of her body before beginning her swing. She stands next to

Mr. Fashion looks like he just stepped out of a Ralph Lauren Golf magazine ad. God forbid it starts to

Overbearing Husband Instructor Guy is out with his wife who is learning the game. Rather than spring for lessons he

Over-The-Top Reaction Guy lines up quietly for a putt. When it misses the hole he runs around the green making