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April 18, 2009 Joe Ditzel

10 Different High Tech Ways to Fight Pirates

10 High Tech Weapons to repel pirates.

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April 12, 2009 Joe Ditzel

10 Worst Mascots of All Time

Does your college football team have one of the worst team mascots of all time?

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Sports
April 11, 2009 Joe Ditzel

Good Job

In honor of Master’s Saturday and golfers everywhere here is a classic New Yorker cartoon.

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April 10, 2009 Joe Ditzel

Alternative Power for Your IPod

Boing Boing presents the steam powered Ipod.

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April 1, 2009 Joe Ditzel

Driving While Dumb

He gets points for inventiveness but not for smarts.
http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/Man_arrested_after_crashing_motorized_bar_stool_while_drunk?curid=123995

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March 22, 2009 Joe Ditzel

Control Freak

A. Knock knock.
B. Who’s there?
A. Control freak.
B. Control fr….
A. (Interrupts quickly) Now you say control freak who!

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March 22, 2009 Joe Ditzel

Baby Toupee

Because babies aren’t cute enough – it’s the Baby Toupee.
http://www.babytoupee.com/
Thanks to Robert Scoble for the link.

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March 21, 2009 Joe Ditzel

Fire Guy

Alex Ovechkin scores his 50th goal this season and celebrates in his own inimitable style:

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March 16, 2009 Joe Ditzel

Florida Golfer Makes Amazing Shot

A lady in Florida makes an amazing world record golf shot.

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March 15, 2009 Joe Ditzel

Resignation Cake

Make a statement and resign by cake.

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Sports
March 15, 2009 Joe Ditzel

Rock the Mullet Night

The Manchester Monarchs stage their annual Mullet Night but lose to Worcester anyway.

Here is video from the 2008 Mullet Night:

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Sports
March 15, 2009 Joe Ditzel

Phil Mickelson Leads Doral- Suffers from Exhaustion

Is Phil Mickelson going to pass out?

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March 9, 2009 Joe Ditzel

Great Pools

You can swim in the sky at the Mandarin in New York. Check out these great swimming pools from around the world.

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March 5, 2009 Joe Ditzel

Man Dresses as Pile of Paper

Check out the new urban fashions.

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March 5, 2009 Joe Ditzel

Angry Camels in Car

Hey, man, don’t leave your camels in a hot car while you shop.

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