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Travel and Places
December 9, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 worst pizza places in Baton Rouge

Slippin’ and Slidin’ Pizza Emporium Welcome to Slippin’ and Slidin’, where the only way to get your pizza is by

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Travel and Places
December 9, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 worst stationery stores in Baton Rouge

Ah, Baton Rouge. Home of LSU, delicious Cajun food, and…a surprising number of terrible stationery stores. Having been the unfortunate

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Relationships and Dating
December 9, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 promposals that went horribly wrong

A “promposal” is a portmanteau of the words “prom” and “proposal.” It refers to the act of asking someone to

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Relationships and Dating
December 8, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Corina dumped me when I confessed I’m the secret author of ‘The Encyclopedia of Vintage Doorknobs’

Corina dumped me when I confessed I’m the secret author of ‘The Encyclopedia of Vintage Doorknobs’ – she said she

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Relationships and Dating
December 7, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Ava dumped me when I told her I had a “Ferrari future with a bicycle bank account”

Ava dumped me when I told her I had a “Ferrari future with a bicycle bank account.”

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Sports
December 7, 2023 Joe Ditzel

BREAKING: George Santos joins LIV golf tour

Former Congressman George Santos has announced his latest career pivot: joining the LIV Golf Tour. Santos, who recently exited Congress

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History
December 7, 2023 Joe Ditzel

New Yorkers run from wild grizzly bear in Manhattan – 1961

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Travel and Places
December 7, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Mystery of the moving monoliths: Omaha’s cornfield circles

In the pastoral outskirts of Omaha, Nebraska, a mystery is unfolding that has captured the imagination of locals and UFO

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December 7, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 worst garden centers in Omaha

Omaha, a city known for its lush landscapes and avid gardeners, is home to some of the best garden centers

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Travel and Places
December 7, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 worst dental offices in Omaha

In Omaha, a city usually known for its friendly smiles, there exist a few dental practices that might make those

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Travel and Places
December 6, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Omaha man amasses world’s largest collection of corn-husk dolls

Omaha, NE – In a quiet suburb of Omaha, something extraordinary is hidden in plain sight. Behind the unassuming façade

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Travel and Places
December 6, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Downtown Omaha’s unexpected musical: commuters turn streets into stage

Omaha, NE – What started as an ordinary Monday morning in downtown Omaha quickly transformed into an extraordinary spectacle, as

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Cars and Traffic
December 4, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Tesla unveils the LandSea: a revolutionary amphibious electric vehicle

Silicon Valley, CA – In a groundbreaking event that has set the automotive and marine industries abuzz, Tesla Inc. has

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Travel and Places
December 4, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Omaha’s unknown: A tour of hidden gems

The Invisible Art Gallery on Leavenworth In a barely noticed alley off Leavenworth Street, the Invisible Art Gallery presents its

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Travel and Places
December 4, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Omaha braces for winter’s wrath: The emergence of ‘blizznadoes’

Omaha, NE – Residents of Omaha are being cautioned about a rare and dangerous weather phenomenon expected this winter season:

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