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December 19, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Today is National Emo Day

Today (12/19) is National Emo Day. Which reminds me of something my father always said when I was a young

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Animals
December 19, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: New anti-aging drug for dogs expected to be available in two years

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: New anti-aging drug for dogs expected to be available in two years

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Food and Restaurants
December 18, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 fantastical noodle shapes that will change how you twirl your fork

Ladies and gentlemen, carb lovers, and pasta fanatics, brace yourselves. The world of pasta is undergoing a revolution, and it’s

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Animals
December 18, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Wild kangaroo captured after it escaped and knocked out a Canadian officer

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Wild kangaroo captured after it escaped and knocked out a Canadian officer.

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Retail and Shopping
December 17, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Stores give up on self-checkout?

News report: Stores are giving up on self-checkout lanes…finally. My grocery store: Enjoy speedier checkouts in one of our 10,000

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Travel and Places
December 17, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Down-home wisdom from a Baton Rouge area farmer

Beauregard “Bo” Thibodeaux is a farmer near Baton Rouge. We asked him for some advice or life tips. Here are

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Uncategorized
December 17, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Baton Rouge’s 5 most unconventional pet stores

Polly’s Pitch: “Why have a bird in a cage when you could have one in your aquarium?” – Polly Plunge

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Travel and Places
December 17, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Baton Rouge’s 5 most outlandish home entertainment stores

When you need home entertainment equipment in Baton Rouge, things get a little wild. The Vintage Visionary At The Vintage

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Travel and Places
December 16, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 colorful characters that make living in Omaha so special

If Omaha has anything, it is plenty of colorful characters. Meet five of the most bizarre. And lovable. Cletus “Cornstalk”

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Travel and Places
December 16, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Omaha’s 5 most bizarre zoos

Welcome to Omaha, where the zoos are as unique and quirky as the city itself. Forget your standard lion, tiger,

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Travel and Places
December 16, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 wild jewelry stories in Omaha

Cornfield Carats on Cornhusker Road Nestled among the endless cornfields on Cornhusker Road lies “Cornfield Carats”, a jewelry store that

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Travel and Places
December 15, 2023 Joe Ditzel

10 most bizarre auto parts stores in Omaha

In Omaha, it’s not just about fixing your car; it’s about embarking on an adventure. Whether you’re deciphering Swahili, earning

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Travel and Places
December 15, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Bob’s Big Top Blunder

Bob, an average Joe with a penchant for punctuality and a life as predictable as Nebraska’s cornfields, had his life

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Travel and Places
December 13, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Wally Whiskers in Wonderland: A Baton Rouge cat’s odyssey

Claws scraped against the peeling paint of La Chat Chateau, Baton Rouge‘s premier feline boarding facility. Wally Whiskers, a ginger

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Travel and Places
December 13, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 worst cat hotels in Baton Rouge

The Royal Whisker Palace At the top of the list is The Royal Whisker Palace, where every cat is treated

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