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Comedy
December 22, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Speedy Joe Martin to manage and emcee Crowd Work comedy club in Nagadoches

From Ranches to Punchlines, a Local Legend Takes the Helm at Nagadoches’ New Comedy Club (Nagadoches, Texas) – In the

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Comedy
December 22, 2023 Joe Ditzel

CROWD WORK: Where comedy goes to die or maybe just annoy you

(LOS ANGELES – December 2023) In an age where the sacred art of stand-up comedy is being reduced to bite-sized,

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Sports
December 22, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Cleveland Browns fan holds “Hire Harambe!” sign

During the dismal Cleveland Browns 2016-2017 season in which the team went 1-15, desperate fans searched for ways to alleviate

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Today is National Day Day
December 21, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Secret vampires search the darkness

12-21 – Today is National Maine Day AND National Flashlight Day Known for its lobsters, lighthouses, and a coastline that’s

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Crime and Legal
December 21, 2023 Joe Ditzel

I did nothing wrong

If you are going to hype up a crowd to loot stores in Philadelphia, it’s probably against your interest to

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Cars and Traffic
December 21, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Just checking out the 1981 Plymouth Horizon

Not saying I’m old but we used to shop cars by first looking at sale ads in the newspaper. Just

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Communication
December 20, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The evolution of goodbye

Goodbyes are like the final chord in the symphony of a conversation – they can be sweet, abrupt, awkward, or

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Today is National Day Day
December 20, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Sangria sing-along: carolers can’t remember the words, but who cares?

(12-20) Today is National Sangria Day AND National Go Caroling Day. National Sangria Day and National Go Caroling Day falling

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Travel and Places
December 19, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Baton Rouge’s 5 most bizarre taco stands

1. The Time-Traveling Taco Tent This taco stand, managed by the eccentric Professor Pico De Gallo, offers a unique twist

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Sports
December 19, 2023 Joe Ditzel

You beat Tiger Woods when you were hungover?

News reporter interviewing John Daly: You beat Tiger Woods when you were hungover? John Daly: No, I was still drunk.

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Music
December 19, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The trumpet trials: a tale of musical misadventure

Once upon a time, in a small town where cats roamed free and neighbors lived in harmonious boredom, I decided

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Home and Garden
December 19, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Flush with art: A mansion with 10 bathrooms in the style of great artists

Welcome to the world’s most pretentious yet amusing real estate offering: a mansion where each bathroom is a tongue-in-cheek tribute

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Space and Exploration
December 19, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Crystal clear image of Uranus from the James Webb Telescope. (Sorry.)

Space adventure. This is a crystal clear image of Uranus from the James Webb Telescope. (Sorry.)

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Music
December 19, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The 10 Gods of Emo

The 10 gods of emo. 1. Sorrowlyn, Goddess of Eternal Tears    – Domain: Unrequited love and melancholic poetry.   

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Music
December 19, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Every emo song

This is my song called, “Every Emo Song.” (Verse 1)  In my room, where the shadows loom,  Under the gloom

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