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Today is National Day Day
December 28, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Hi, I’m coming over with some chocolate candy

12-28. Today is National Call a Friend Day and National Chocolate Candy Day. So call a friend and say, “Hey,

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Crime and Legal
December 28, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Police crash patrol car into a St. Louis bar, arrest bar owners

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Police crash patrol car into a St. Louis bar, arrest bar owners.

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Travel and Places
December 28, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Baton Rouge’s most unconventional transit system: the Saint Bernard Express

Baton Rouge, LA – In a city already known for its quirky bridges and towers, Baton Rouge has introduced perhaps

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Travel and Places
December 28, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Baton Rouge’s 5 most bizarre bridges

Baton Rouge, LA – In a city known for its unusual water towers, it’s no surprise that Baton Rouge’s bridges

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Sports
December 27, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The Yeti in the elevator: Amazing facts about climbing Mount Everest

Considering climbing Mt. Everest? Here are some facts to consider first. The percentage of deaths to successful attempts to reach

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Sports
December 26, 2023 Joe Ditzel

BREAKING: NFL Throws Hail Mary in Love Game, Offers Taylor Swift $500 Million to Switch Teams in Romance League

In an unprecedented move that’s left sports and pop culture analysts equally baffled, the NFL has reportedly brokered a mega-deal

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Movies
December 25, 2023 Joe Ditzel

“Die Hard” meets “Home Alone”: A new Christmas classic called “Don’t Die Alone

I’m pitching Hollywood on a new Christmas movie classic — a combination of “Die Hard” and “Home Alone” tentatively called

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Travel and Places
December 25, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 amazing water towers in Baton Rouge

The mysterious origins of Baton Rouge’s unusual water towers Baton Rouge, LA – Nestled along the Mississippi River, Baton Rouge

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Travel and Places
December 25, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Baton Rouge artist profile: Armand “Mando” Broussard

Armand “Mando” Broussard was born in Baton Rouge in 1965. He is celebrated for his vivid and often humorous portrayals

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Holidays
December 25, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Santa slowly falls asleep watching “The Queen’s Gambit” on Netflix

Santa Claus slowly falls asleep watching “The Queen’s Gambit” on Netflix

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Uncategorized
December 24, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The Baton Rouge Blunders: Top 5 Worst Last-Minute Christmas Gifts

As Christmas approaches, the festive spirit fills the air in Baton Rouge, along with the frantic energy of last-minute shopping.

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Uncategorized
December 24, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Santa’s Bayou Beginning: A Louisiana Legend

Back in the 1800s, a whimsical tale was often whispered among the moss-draped oaks and along the meandering bayous of

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Uncategorized
December 24, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The Great Baton Rouge Christmas Mix-Up

On a particularly festive Christmas Eve in Baton Rouge, a series of comical, heartwarming mix-ups unfolded that would bring the

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Marriage and Weddings
December 23, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Divorce as a better idea than divestment

Divorce as a better idea than divestment

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Today is National Day Day
December 22, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Mom, can you make some date nut bread for St. Austin’s Bake Sale?

12-22. Today is National Date Nut Bread Day and National Forefather’s Day. My mom made a loaf of date nut

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