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Motorcycles
January 2, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Hippie on a Harley

Today I helped a hippie on a Harley jump start his dead bike at the gas station. It was 5am.

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Weather and Climate
January 2, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Man, it’s cold out here

Me: Man, it’s cold out here. Bystander: Well, technically, there is no such thing as cold. What you are experiencing

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Entertainment
January 1, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Ian Ziering attacked by animals on Hollywood Boulevard!

Ian Ziering, one of the stars of Beverly Hills 90210, fought off a vicious attack on Hollywood Boulevard yesterday. It

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Travel and Places
January 1, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Talk to a real New Yorker and live to tell the tale

In Sweden, to celebrate 250 years of free speech they came up with a project called “Ring a Random Swede.”

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Space and Exploration
December 31, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Last fun fact of the year

Final fun fact of the year: Over the years, six Apollo mission astronauts have left 96 bags of human waste

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Business
December 31, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The spectacular collapse of 2023’s biggest bankruptcies

2023 was a year of many things, but financial stability for the following companies was not one of them. Here’s

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Life
December 31, 2023 Joe Ditzel

2023: A cynical look back

Ah, 2023, we will miss you. Or will we? Here are some highlights and lowlights for the last 12 months.

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Music
December 31, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Nobody can say shady but me

Eminem is looking for a protective order to keep from appearing for a deposition regarding a podcast from a couple

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Space and Exploration
December 30, 2023 Joe Ditzel

BREAKING: Amazon announces first Martian delivery

Amazon announced new delivery service to Mars with the first delivery of spare parts to the NASA Mars Exploration Rover.

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Travel and Places
December 29, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The curious case of the Baton Rouge “Rougers”: A currency catastrophe

In the sweltering summer of 1849, Baton Rouge witnessed the birth of a peculiar currency, the “Rougers,” named rather unimaginatively

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Travel and Places
December 29, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 Most extreme yoga instructors in Baton Rouge

Captain Pirate Pose: Yoga on the High Seas First on our list is Captain Jack “Pirate Pose” Sparrowhawk. His yoga

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Travel and Places
December 29, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 most bizarre dermatologists in Baton Rouge

1. Dr. Glitterbomb, the Sparkling Skin Specialist First up is Dr. Tabitha Glitterbomb, whose approach to skin care is as

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Travel and Places
December 29, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 strangest dentists in Baton Rouge: Unconventional sedation techniques

1. Dr. Snooze-a-Lot and His Lullaby Lounge First on our list is Dr. Harold Snooze-a-Lot, whose dental practice looks more

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Travel and Places
December 29, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 strangest chiropractors in Baton Rouge

Dr. Crack-a-Lot, the Singing Spine Whisperer In the heart of Baton Rouge, there’s a chiropractor who doesn’t just adjust your

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Today is National Day Day
December 29, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Would you like an appetizer with your bacon, sir? Yes, more bacon.

12-29. Today is National No Interruptions Day and National Bacon Day. So please don’t bother me like you do all

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