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Money and Finance
December 13, 2023 Joe Ditzel

That feeling when you realize you spent your rent money on 345 balloons

That feeling when you realize you spent your rent money on 345 balloons.

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Food and Restaurants
December 13, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Competitive eater disqualified for using extra stomachs in taco challenge

(Los Angeles, CA) The competitive eating world was rocked yesterday after rising star Biff “The Belly” Bagley was disqualified from

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Movies
December 13, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Movie Flashback: “Grim Steel Shadows” starring Cybill Shepherd and Bruce Willis

How did the “Moonlighting” producers know the chemistry between Cybill Shepherd and Bruce Willis would make it a winner when

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Retail and Shopping
December 12, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Dozens of major retailers went out of business in 2023

This was a tough year for retail. Many major retailers went out of business in 2023 including. Tuesday MorningZ GallerieShoe

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Mail And Delivery
December 12, 2023 Joe Ditzel

The great Amazonian standoff

Once upon a suburban sprawl, in the land of manicured lawns and suspiciously shiny SUVs, there existed an HOA representative

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Health
December 11, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Woman takes concealed carry gun into MRI scan — machine magnetizes gun and fires bullet into her right buttock

Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Woman takes concealed carry gun into MRI scan — machine magnetizes gun and

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Travel and Places
December 11, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Baton Rouge man learns to speak French by watching old TV commercials from France online

Snakeskin LeBeau was a paradox. He walked the streets of Baton Rouge, Louisiana, a man with the name of an

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Travel and Places
December 11, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 worst financial advisors in Baton Rouge

1. Penny Pincher Pete’s Financial Fiascos Penny Pincher Pete is renowned for his extreme cost-cutting strategies. He advises clients to

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Travel and Places
December 11, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 worst car dealerships in Baton Rouge

1. Glitter & Gears Glam Cars At Glitter & Gears, every car is bedazzled to the brim. The lot sparkles

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Travel and Places
December 11, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 worst dog training centers in Baton Rouge

1. Pawsitively Chaotic Canine Academy At the top of the list is Pawsitively Chaotic Canine Academy. This center is renowned

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Travel and Places
December 9, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 worst pizza places in Baton Rouge

Slippin’ and Slidin’ Pizza Emporium Welcome to Slippin’ and Slidin’, where the only way to get your pizza is by

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Travel and Places
December 9, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 worst stationery stores in Baton Rouge

Ah, Baton Rouge. Home of LSU, delicious Cajun food, and…a surprising number of terrible stationery stores. Having been the unfortunate

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Relationships and Dating
December 9, 2023 Joe Ditzel

5 promposals that went horribly wrong

A “promposal” is a portmanteau of the words “prom” and “proposal.” It refers to the act of asking someone to

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Relationships and Dating
December 8, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Corina dumped me when I confessed I’m the secret author of ‘The Encyclopedia of Vintage Doorknobs’

Corina dumped me when I confessed I’m the secret author of ‘The Encyclopedia of Vintage Doorknobs’ – she said she

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Relationships and Dating
December 7, 2023 Joe Ditzel

Ava dumped me when I told her I had a “Ferrari future with a bicycle bank account”

Ava dumped me when I told her I had a “Ferrari future with a bicycle bank account.”

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